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Why can't all poos be like the one I just had?
One huge log, made a lovely big plop as it landed and despite this I didn't get even a drop of splashback. I then found out that I'd wasted one whole sheet of toilet paper as it was nice and clean.
Better than the one I had the other day, it soaked me and required half a roll of bogroll to get myself clean.
Hmmmm.
One huge log, made a lovely big plop as it landed and despite this I didn't get even a drop of splashback. I then found out that I'd wasted one whole sheet of toilet paper as it was nice and clean.
Better than the one I had the other day, it soaked me and required half a roll of bogroll to get myself clean.
Hmmmm.
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Winnet the Poo...
Heh heh.
Heh heh.
Sorry to revive such a topic, but i literally emptied my contents before and i was in such pain. I felt a burning sensation and i had the trots.
JC941* wrote:
> Poo references..
Winnets.
[URL]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=winnet&r=f[/URL]
> Poo references..
Winnets.
[URL]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=winnet&r=f[/URL]
Thankyou
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Talking of poo..Check out this site. Youve more than likely all seen it before but it seems fitting
[URL]http://www.ratemypoo.com[/URL]
[URL]http://www.ratemypoo.com[/URL]
chrizz wrote:
> u know the perfect poo is like a fine wine
Swiss Tony wrote:
> Actually, the perfect Poo is more like making love to a beautiful
> woman...
Kudos to anyone who can finish that sentence.
> u know the perfect poo is like a fine wine
Swiss Tony wrote:
> Actually, the perfect Poo is more like making love to a beautiful
> woman...
Kudos to anyone who can finish that sentence.
Toilet Techniques - plop to paradise the Funkeh way
1. Wipe the toilet seat thoroughly
2. Drop three or four sheets into the toilet water so there's a thin layer covering the water - hey presto, no splashback
3. Wet a sheet and wrap it into another when wiping to get rid of encrusting
You know you loved that ... too much
1. Wipe the toilet seat thoroughly
2. Drop three or four sheets into the toilet water so there's a thin layer covering the water - hey presto, no splashback
3. Wet a sheet and wrap it into another when wiping to get rid of encrusting
You know you loved that ... too much
C®ø§$ Bób wrote:
> The perfect wee don't you think there should be a topic made about
> that? Who's had the perfect wee?
I think i got a warning cos of this...
> The perfect wee don't you think there should be a topic made about
> that? Who's had the perfect wee?
I think i got a warning cos of this...
The perfect wee don't you think there should be a topic made about that? Who's had the perfect wee?
chrizz wrote:
> u know the perfect poo is like a fine wine
You have to keep it corked until you let it out?
> u know the perfect poo is like a fine wine
You have to keep it corked until you let it out?
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