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Art, the sport of madmen who make ganderous pieces of self-contained envy, with faux-subliminal meanings and even more faux yuppies who beleive they perceive a deeper meaning to it. But the real arts aren't forged in some white-lit gallery in Soho, they've carved into the supple fishnet-coated thighs of a scummy tramp named Bernadette or Lucider or Felicity or Charlotte.
The tools of my trade aren't expensive French brushes, tipped with only the finest petrified fox-fur, they are claw hammers and scalpels. Surgical or brutal, sometimes both, I tear and scratch my masterpiece into human canvass. It's never displayed in some echoing public gallery, only in the theatre of skin, as I like to call it. To my select few admirers I am a prodigy, a visionary, a dreamweaver - to my artistic contemparies I am a perverted psychopath, a desecrater of humanity. It matters not.
In the end they all become art. My art. My style. Mine.
I truly didn't plan it or even have a coherent or consistant idea in my mind when writing it. Just words and stuff.
Nice. :)
I'm going to go and listen to The Darkness or whatever it is goths listen to, and probably kill myself.
Bye <3<3<3 xxxx lol.
My work was without fruit, I see.
Once again, you have completely stolen my style and tried to claim it as your own. I'm flattered yet disappointed - my tutelage has obviously had grave effects upon your self concious - and, after reading any of my works,who wouldn't be paranoid, after all?
I've contacted my lawyers, who are currently on the case. Expected to be served any day soon.
I just wanted to write something.
Art, the sport of madmen who make ganderous pieces of self-contained envy, with faux-subliminal meanings and even more faux yuppies who beleive they perceive a deeper meaning to it. But the real arts aren't forged in some white-lit gallery in Soho, they've carved into the supple fishnet-coated thighs of a scummy tramp named Bernadette or Lucider or Felicity or Charlotte.
The tools of my trade aren't expensive French brushes, tipped with only the finest petrified fox-fur, they are claw hammers and scalpels. Surgical or brutal, sometimes both, I tear and scratch my masterpiece into human canvass. It's never displayed in some echoing public gallery, only in the theatre of skin, as I like to call it. To my select few admirers I am a prodigy, a visionary, a dreamweaver - to my artistic contemparies I am a perverted psychopath, a desecrater of humanity. It matters not.
In the end they all become art. My art. My style. Mine.