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"Embarrassing Problem"

OK this has to be theeeeeeeeee most embarassing topic I can ever talk to anyone about.

However, I am really concerned so I will risk the embarassment.

Basically I am really failing to understand why my bum area always smells. PLEASE dont make toilet humour jokes, I am a thoroughly hygenic person and in very good health. However, it always seems as if I have pumped constantly or even soiled my pants with faeces.

Neither of the two are actually the case, and it makes me very very nervous. For example, I work in ASDA behind the till and whenever I stand up to go for my break or whatever, the chair will always stink of poo even if I have only been there for a few minutes. And NO, there is absolutely nothing ''up there'' which may be causing the smell. The worst thing is, its a running joke amongst ALL of my work colleagues and they think I cant see them pulling disgusted faces. It does seem to get worse whenever I sit down. I cannot go in a car with ANYONE, and if I get onto a bus I have to sit on my own at the back with the windows open.

It has actually resorted to me visiting the loo every chance I can and spraying perfume onto my bum. Part of me felt it could be a simple case of sweating, however I highly doubt it because I never actually do sweat around that area :' { I bath myself twice a day and always ensure when I am doing a number 2 that I am completely clean ;' {

Now I know you are all probably laughing your heads off, but please understand this is a REAL problem I have and it is driving me insane with anger.

Put some polos up where the sun don't shine, lol, chew them! HAHAHAHA

SnoopDogg wrote:
>im crying

That's what I like to hear.

One word “hosepipe”.

alternatively, it could be because it's that time of the month and you are ripe for laying some dog eggs. In both cases, just let it flow...

Rickoss wrote:
> Keep an air freshener up your bum for a few days and see if that
> works. Also, shaving bum hair may help, as it can often get caked in
> poo.

OOOOH NO, STOP already, im crying with laughter..ahahaha

gerrid wrote:
> if you smell bad it's probably because you're a bad person. Just get a
> blade and let the pain flow like a river

Oh, this is why i joined, for funny moments like this...

Keep an air freshener up your bum for a few days and see if that works. Also, shaving bum hair may help, as it can often get caked in poo.

if you smell bad it's probably because you're a bad person. Just get a blade and let the pain flow like a river

SnoopDogg wrote:
> Do you use toilet tissue after you've taken a dump.

LMAO

Heh.