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"Pah, Jobs!"

Well, it's beginning to dawn on me that I'm in need of a job. And, as is pretty much always the case, me wants one now - I won't wait another 3 months for my "Sweet Sixteen". So here I am, 15 (obviously), and looking for a job. Now, it's not the best time, what with GCSE's an' all, but even so.

One problem...

I don't have the first clue about getting one. Obviously, I have no qualifications or experience (blah), and so I'm happy with £5 an hour or whatever Labour decides the minumum wage is.

Any suggestions about how to go about it? Should I just go into shops and ask if there is a job availble?

Cheers - I really need the money...

I feel like slapping you.

I'm 16, no job.
I'm proud of it.

I'll be getting EMA in a few months which I can live off.

I'll give you job, you scrounger

CandyFloss wrote:
> I'm sure if you had no clothes your parents would buy them for you.
> Same goes with food.

And if he already has clothes, which I presume he does, he doesn't "need" more.

Job = consistent stream of money
I'm pretty sure he doesn't need to buy a consistent stream of new clothes.

Even if he's only making £10 a week, that's enough to buy a t-shirt/top every week. I severely doubt he's making that little.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Either that or he could walk naked down the street and people would
> throw food at him?

Yet another excellent plan, EB...

Either that or he could walk naked down the street and people would throw food at him?

Hoju wrote:
> yes you're right I don't need clothes.


I'm sure if you had no clothes your parents would buy them for you. Same goes with food.

Don't bother, it sucks.

My brother is 17 soon... he isnt getting one till after his exams.
Even then he doesnt, which I think is cool. Bloody slave labour... he just mooches off me.

No, it's Ogadai.

RoJ wrote:
> Coin blathered:
> >have no qualifications or experience, and so I'm happy with
> £5 an
> >hour or whatever Labour decides the minumum wage is.
>
>
>
> Haha, you'll be lucky to get half that busting your balls stacking
> shelves for Mr Khan down the cornershop.

Wow ghengis is still alive?