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"Girl Trouble - Please Help"

HI all. I like a girl, so i got her number off a mate and texted her...twice. No reply. I have since learnt that the girl does not have a top up on her phone so its normal she doesnt text back. She ignored me in school but seems to take a glance sometimes. Does she like me? I need some positive thoughts, thanks alot, my fellow, loyal people.

Pand's right.
The best way to combat this is to stand on top of her desk, legs apart like a rock-god colossus. Drop your trousers and spiderman pants, clutch your winky in your sweaty-palmed fist and shout "Who's embarassed now?" whilst firing off gobs of pearly shame onto her friends.

SnoopDogg wrote:
> ''Si, you know its only a joke''
>
> 'Yeah', i laughed that was it...

Sorry mate, but you're the butt of a joke atm. They're preying on your shyness for their own amusement.

I'll teach you a useful phrase for women / girls like this: -

"Snakes with t_ts"

Ask her out
Right now

See, time to move on. Get talking to some of the girls that don't walk around trying to look slutty (which I imagine this one does) and you'll probably find they're pretty cool and you can get on well with them.

Today, the other girl i like (who has a bf) was giving out English books and was throwing them to people, but when she came to me she put her arm round me neck and placed my book down gently. Was nice indeed...

Then, later in the day in maths, Sarah's friend wispered to me

'Do you still want to go out with sarah?

'Yeah, sure' i replied.

Louise (the Sarah's friend) said :

'Your going all red' (to Sarah)

Louise and Sarah had quick giggle, then louise said:

''Si, you know its only a joke''

'Yeah', i laughed that was it...

CDouch wrote:
> Dude, each time I read your updates you're moving ever closer towards
> stalking this girl.
>
> Stop being a fool. Here's an idea; when she was walking besides you
> to your lesson you could have spoken to her. When you were sat near
> her in a lesson you also could have spoken to her. Do you see?
> Speaking to her, communication is key.

an easy way to remember is with this little rhyme
if a girl you are stalking,
avoid a court order and start talking


to her

yeah, i know, the rhyme needs work

Yet I'm still interested in your progress.

Dude, each time I read your updates you're moving ever closer towards stalking this girl.

Stop being a fool. Here's an idea; when she was walking besides you to your lesson you could have spoken to her. When you were sat near her in a lesson you also could have spoken to her. Do you see? Speaking to her, communication is key.

Don't go judging every little thing as a signal of her lust for you, as in your state of mind you could twist anything in your favour.

Talk to her before you make yourself look even more stupid than you already do. Girls like confidence. Go with that. Talk to her and make her laugh, then when things are going well mention a film that's showing at the moment and ask if she'd like to go. [B[DON'T[/B] text her friend and ask her to ask this girl. Talk to her, build something up between you (that actually exists and not just in your head), then ask her yourself, in person. Dammit.

MJ wrote:
> Unlike your balls, make a move :[

It's hard. Imagine your secondary school years. Had quite the fair share of girlfriends. None of them meant anyhting to you though. Then imagine college, falling for the most amazing girl you've EVER met. It's daunting :(

Indeed, when a nice looking girl looks at you, its great.