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> I think i'll just play along with the joke, but, thanks for the
> advise. I'd rather get talking first, then, ask her out.
You could be her jester but nothing more mate. Your a joke to her and that's not going to turn into anything else.
Why would you be attracted to someone who thinks your so pathetic that she'll string you along for a laugh?
Talk to other girls, you fool.
> Learn to vibrate your hands like the Asian Prince.
>
> Then all the ladies will want some.
>
> shakey shakey
Ha, I heard someone talking about vibrating hands on the bus the other night and thought of him.
Take control. Follow Goatboy's steps to uber-coolness.
I used to hate half of the females at school and just ignored them.
A quarter were ugly, fat and dull.
The other quarter usually didn't like me. Good times.
Also, ones that want to wind you up... just insult them... saying they had a fat derrier(sp) worked all the time... especially if they did.
Then all the ladies will want some.
shakey shakey
> Pand's right.
> The best way to combat this is to stand on top of her desk, legs
> apart like a rock-god colossus. Drop your trousers and spiderman
> pants, clutch your winky in your sweaty-palmed fist and shout
> "Who's embarassed now?" whilst firing off gobs of pearly
> shame onto her friends.
I love you.
Remember, they're no different to boys.
Only more devious, insincere and hatefilled.