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Everyone seems to be making threads for everything so i thought i would join in with this one. This thread is to chat about all the films in the cinema at the moment.

I'm looking forward to Mr and Mrs Smith with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

Looks Funny

I havent been to the cinema much recently. And when I have gone the films I've seen have been crap. I'll probably go and see Star Wars 3. Its released the day after my exams finish so its worth a watch, even if its just for the closure of watching the whole set. Nothing else really takes my fancy at the moment. The last film I enjoyed at the cinema was Saw. And before that I cant remember. I remember the good old days when I'd seen nearly everything on at the cinema and there I was deciding between the last few films. Now there isnt even one film that looks good.

lol

What do you call a white man's fart? British gas.

Hoju wrote:

> I'm half jamaican and I find black jokes funny I also find white
> jokes funny. What did the white man say when he was walking over a
> zebra crossing? Now you see me. Now you don't.

Lol good one, i can see that one working for both black and white

lmao.

Im half African.

The Wardy wrote:
> After watching Guess Who i am wondering how many of the black people
> out there laugh at black jokes. Are there any black people on SR?
> If there are, do you laugh at black jokes?
>
> This is one from the film...
>
> Q:Why can black people never be country singers?
> A: Because whenever they say 'hoedown'(sp?) they think their sister
> has been shot
>
> or heres another one that i remember from the film
>
> Q: What do you call 100 back people buried in the sand up to their
> necks?
> A: Afro-turf
>
> They are just a couple, but i was wondering whether black people find
> them funny. I find the first one funny, but the second one is a bit
> rubbish.
>
> I thought the film was quite racist, but not really extreme so that
> it gets thousands of complaints, although it might get a few!

I'm half jamaican and I find black jokes funny I also find white jokes funny. What did the white man say when he was walking over a zebra crossing? Now you see me. Now you don't.

Bullett wrote:
> Why would I want to talk about films currently in the Cinema? They're
> all crap at the moment.

There are some good ones coming out as far as i know...

XXX2
Mr and Mrs Smith
Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy
and a few others that i cant remember at the moment

After watching Guess Who i am wondering how many of the black people out there laugh at black jokes. Are there any black people on SR? If there are, do you laugh at black jokes?

This is one from the film...

Q:Why can black people never be country singers?
A: Because whenever they say 'hoedown'(sp?) they think their sister has been shot

or heres another one that i remember from the film

Q: What do you call 100 back people buried in the sand up to their necks?
A: Afro-turf

They are just a couple, but i was wondering whether black people find them funny. I find the first one funny, but the second one is a bit rubbish.

I thought the film was quite racist, but not really extreme so that it gets thousands of complaints, although it might get a few!

Why would I want to talk about films currently in the Cinema? They're all crap at the moment.