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"Copularity Pontest - It's that time again.."

I haven't seen a pontest for a while and I thought they were always quite interesting so here's another one. Plus I've never started one before, so thought I would. You know the score.

1 Hedfix
2 Stryke
3 Flock
4 FinalFantasyFana...
5 mattributé
6 Lawrence
7 JFH
8 Memorandum!
9 Lard Funkelstein
10 Hoju
11 Stridman
12 J-42
13 Kawada
14 Celestine
15 gerrid
16 Sweet Tooth
17 Chr1s
18 Highly Excitable
19 Oriental Rib
20 monkey_man
21 Cweek
22 Paradox:
23 Emitime
24 Cycloon
25 Grix Thraves
26 Cong_Man
27 Chippxero
28 English_Bloke
29 C®ø§$ Bób
30 Bullett
31 SHEEPY
32 Tphi
33 Pandaemonium
34 lcarus
35 Communist Jim
36 J Nash
37 munn
38 Tiltawhirl
39 RoJ
40 Clazon
41 Ms NY
42 The Hibernator
43 Darth Vampyr
44 Ashman
45 Displayed
46 Time_Warp
47 Lipe
48 The Wardy
49 Goatboy
50 Light
51 Blank
52 or†ega
53 Tomm
54 phi11ip
55 CDouch
56 Silent Thunder
57 tigamilla
58 AbsoluT Neó
59 -_V
60 The Winster
61 Coin
62 Ineedsleep
63 Reefer
64 SnoopDogg
65 Marcini
66 Grandprix
67 Lou Bega
68 mad man 4
69 Rickoss
70 Red Hat
71 Suicide Soldier
72 Chad Niga
73 sPiKeCaSt
74 cookie monster
75 Nimco
76 Mumbai Duck
77 MrGlitch 147 4755
78 tiptopofhell - User Banned!
79 ©H®I§
80 down
81 Damarus
82 This.Celluloid.D...
83 Timmargh
84 RastaBillySkank
85 Fígó
86 Domaye
87 Bob_The_Moose
88 Asher
89 Notorious Biggle...
90 Psy©ho Fox 19
91 Very_Metal
92 Del Rogeo
93 Tyla
94 Strafio
95 Lil Bro
96 Jae
97 ßora† §agdiyeV
98 Game
99 The Killers
100 Ant

Blank wrote:
> I'm not sure this is all worth it, Memo. Maybe it'll feel good for,
> like, five minutes, but then I have a penisless life.

But think of the release you'll have when you're chopping it off.
Let the pain flow like a river. Of penis blood.

Please start valuing your manhood! I would never cut mine off! It makes me cringe in films when people get stabbed there, let alone cutting it off yourself!

I'm not sure this is all worth it, Memo. Maybe it'll feel good for, like, five minutes, but then I have a penisless life.

I'll do it for a bottle of henesse.

I'll leave the choice to you, but think of the fun you could have by doing it yourself!

I have to do it myself? Can't I get someone else to do it?

I'll do it if you cut off your penis.

I'm not, like, gay.

Is that a promise?

1 Hedfix - would not have sex with.
2 Stryke - would have sex with.
3 Flock - would not have sex with.
4 FinalFantasyFana... - would not have sex with.
5 mattributé - would not have sex with.
6 Lawrence - would not have sex with.
7 JFH - would not have sex with.
8 Memorandum! - would have sex with.
9 Lard Funkelstein - would not have sex with.
10 Hoju - would not have sex with.
11 Stridman - would not have sex with.
12 J-42 - would not have sex with.
13 Kawada - would not have sex with.
14 Celestine - would not have sex with.
15 gerrid - would have sex with.
16 Sweet Tooth - would not have sex with.
17 Chr1s - would not have sex with.
18 Highly Excitable - would not have sex with.
19 Oriental Rib - would not have sex with.
20 monkey_man - would not have sex with.
21 Cweek - would not have sex with.
22 Paradox: - would not have sex with.
23 Emitime - would not have sex with.
24 Cycloon - would not have sex with.
25 Grix Thraves - would not have sex with.
26 Cong_Man - would not have sex with.
27 Chippxero - would not have sex with.
28 English_Bloke - would not have sex with.
29 C®ø§$ Bób - would not have sex with.
30 Bullett - would not have sex with.
31 SHEEPY - would not have sex with.
32 Tphi - would not have sex with.
33 Pandaemonium - would not have sex with.
34 lcarus - would have sex with.
35 Communist Jim - would not have sex with.
36 J Nash - would have sex with.
37 munn - would not have sex with.
38 Tiltawhirl - would not have sex with.
39 RoJ - would not have sex with.
40 Clazon - would not have sex with.
41 Ms NY - would not have sex with.
42 The Hibernator - would not have sex with.
43 Darth Vampyr - would not have sex with.
44 Ashman - would not have sex with.
45 Displayed - would not have sex with.
46 Time_Warp - would not have sex with.
47 Lipe - would not have sex with.
48 The Wardy - would not have sex with.
49 Goatboy - would not have sex with.
50 Light - would not have sex with.
51 Blank - would have sex with.
52 or†ega - would not have sex with.
53 Tomm - would not have sex with.
54 phi11ip - would not have sex with.
55 CDouch - would not have sex with.
56 Silent Thunder - would not have sex with.
57 tigamilla - would not have sex with.
58 AbsoluT Neó - would not have sex with.
59 -_V - would not have sex with.
60 The Winster - would not have sex with.
61 Coin - would not have sex with.
62 Ineedsleep - would not have sex with.
63 Reefer - would not have sex with.
64 SnoopDogg - would not have sex with.
65 Marcini - would not have sex with.
66 Grandprix - would not have sex with.
67 Lou Bega - would not have sex with.
68 mad man 4 - would not have sex with.
69 Rickoss - would not have sex with.
70 Red Hat - would not have sex with.
71 Suicide Soldier - would not have sex with.
72 Chad Niga - would not have sex with.
73 sPiKeCaSt - would not have sex with.
74 cookie monster - would have sex with.
75 Nimco - would not have sex with.
76 Mumbai Duck - would not have sex with.
77 MrGlitch 147 4755 - would not have sex with.
78 tiptopofhell - User Banned! - would not have sex with.
79 ©H®I§ - would not have sex with.
80 down - would not have sex with.
81 Damarus - would not have sex with.
82 This.Celluloid.D... - would not have sex with.
83 Timmargh - would not have sex with.
84 RastaBillySkank - would not have sex with.
85 Fígó - would not have sex with.
86 Domaye - would not have sex with.
87 Bob_The_Moose - would not have sex with.
88 Asher - would not have sex with.
89 Notorious Biggle... - would not have sex with.
90 Psy©ho Fox 19 - would not have sex with.
91 Very_Metal - would not have sex with.
92 Del Rogeo - would not have sex with.
93 Tyla - would not have sex with.
94 Strafio - would not have sex with.
95 Lil Bro - would not have sex with.
96 Jae - would not have sex with.
97 ßora† §agdiyeV - would not have sex with.
98 Game - would not have sex with.
99 The Killers - would not have sex with.
100 Ant - would not have sex with.

Oriental Rib wrote:
> Pretty much all of them, not the Blank thing put the shotgun down.
> It's a compliment.

Why thankyou. By the by, I wasn't holding a shotgun, metaphorical or otherwise. It was a genuine question.