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"Death Thread 2005 #2"

Hedfix

Breaks foot and has already annoyed Family Guy so is left to rot


Stryke

Is found with two puncture wounds to the throat. Suicide note reads: 'I don't shake hands lol'.


Flock

Dies from playing Cookie Monster's version of Bridge (see below)


FinalFantasyFanatic

Is bricked up in a cellar piece by piece and left to die. The cellar smells of Poe.


Memorandum!

Killed by volts from mars.


mattributé

Crushed by a boucay of stone roses


Lawrence

Becomes the filling in a sumo wrestler sandwich, things fall a bit flat.


Lard Funkelstein

Capped by an irate Isaac Hayes


Kawada

Drowns in a reflective sea (2) at night.


J-42

Killed by a F.A.C.T. sniper.


Oriental Rib

Mortally wounded in a hoover accident


JFH

Also killed by the dyslexic F.A.C.T. sniper


Grix Thraves

Killed by a guy in a rabbit suit from another dimension.


Emitime

Killed by a large bird sent to him by a dyslexic music lover.


Celestine

Is deleted by Grix and never seen or heard from again.


C®ø§$ Bób

Finds a gun.


Chr1s

Renames himself and dies in obscurity.


Paradox:

Is killed by his gay alterego and it's girlfriend.


Chippxero

Murdered by staffies for breaking the secret code.


Stridman

Buried by Tiltawhirl under a pile of crap PS2 games.


Displayed

Hung out to dry (in the desert)


Sweet Tooth

Develops lethal gum rot


gerrid

Killed by a dog swinging a giant bell.


munn

Martyred by Daily Mail readers.


Highly Excitable

Dehydrates due to excessive premature ejaculation.


monkey_man

Throws crap at the wrong zoo keeper.


RoJ

Dies on the scales.


Hoju

Is ritually hung in red dungarees until he is dead.


English_Bloke

Killed by a great weight.


The Hibernator

Wakes up too early.


Cycloon

Dances to appease the thugs. Plan doesn't work.


SHEEPY

'Shafted'


Cong_Man

Chokes on lunch whilst reading the forums. Lunch's manager said to be dismayed.


Communist Jim

Wins StalinGad, is sent to siberai courtesy of SR


J Nash

Dies of a broken heart after Memo passes.


cweek2000

Killed by a delayed millennium bug.


Vampyr

Poisoned by Strykes virgin blood.


©H®I§

Murdered by Chr1s in highlander-style Chris-fight.


Pandaemonium

Preached to death.


Tiltawhirl

Shot in the shadows by a guy who knew there were ninja's out there.


-_V

Killed by a red bull.


Bullett

Jumps off dam after cookie etc. Onlookers WoWed.


Tphi

Doesn't string Hoju up very well, is killed by his falling corpse.


The Wardy

Loses his Mod status, is promptly killed by Rockers.


Clazon

Fails in the revolution.


Goatboy

Led out into the woods by Creepy, never seen again.


Light

God decides he made a mistake and goes with 'let there be skittles' instead.


Ashman

Self-combusts with irony


Lipe

Finds a ladder in his tights, is trampled by a confused Dudley team.


Ms NY

Dies of indecision.


lcarus

Runs out of sarcasm.


Silent Thunder

Drinks too much White Lightning


christoff

Is ritually hung, drawn and quartered by the staffies then thrown to the masses who stomp him into dust.


AbsoluT Neó

Done in by a hard-reset of the matrix.


Very_Metal

Rusts solid.


Blank

Assassinated by Microsoft over copyright issues with his autobiography 'About Blank'.


ßora† §agdiyeV

Killed by an adder (R.I ePos)


Coin

Spots he's being tailed and flips. Is shot in the head by the FBI men tailing him to bust him for counterfeiting.


tigamilla

Drowns at the equator.


Ineedsleep

Poisoned at a BBQ.


Reefer

Murdered by a caped man in a tiny village.


The Winster

Loses the will to live.


Grandprix

Accidentally injects formula 2.


SnoopDogg

Finished off by Dre.


Lou Bega

Caught cheating on his many girlfriends named in THAT song. Dismembered.


Chad Niga

Eliminated by the Democrats in Florida


Timmargh

Wheeled out to fight David Blunkett in ITV's new show.


Time_Warp

Beaten to a pulp by Rocky. Onlookers describe it as a 'horror show'.


cookie monster

Loses grip on reality, jumps off real dam for a laugh.


Red Hat

Hacked to death.


Marcini

Reaped at a psychiatrists


tiptopofhell

Impaled upon satan's mighty man gristle for all eternity.


Bob_The_Moose

Commits suicide after new show Antler and Dec fails to engage the public.


Suicide Soldier

Dies of dehydration playing Half-life 3


Notorious Biggles

Runs into Two Pac Shakira in a dark alley.


Creepy

Leads himself off into the woods.


Shadow

Killed by Light


Mr Snuggly

Finished by Dr Snuggles in a cage match.


sPiKeCaSt

Finally catches that whale with that spike. It doesn't go well.


soniabiker

Falls head over heels in love with the driver of the no 22 bus from Harlow. Was still on the bike at the time.

How do you afford holidays, gaming and sex with no job?

Well sometimes..SOMETIMES, people need to take the little 'crappy' jobs, y'know to get them doing something.


And you're right, I know nothing about you. All I know is that you seem to spend all day on these forums, oh but between 2:30 and 7:30 you do something else, sleep, play games, eat..god knows.

Lawrence wrote:
> Well sometimes..SOMETIMES, people need to take the little 'crappy'
> jobs, y'know to get them doing something.

Perhaps while waiting for the career they want.

To pay their way.

*Nods*

Yep and applying for some slightly less crappy jobs to do that.

Nice to rile you up though. ;)

Don't start talking about money if you get easily irritated by it being a topic.

down wrote:
> How do you afford holidays, gaming and sex with no job?

I believe I already mentioned being 'quite well-off'.

I think that broadly covers it.

You can't have my bank details.

down wrote:
> How do you afford holidays, gaming and sex with no job?

Haha, you got a proper laugh out of me for that one. Not sure if you meant it, but it's still funny.

*claps*

Well off how though?

You went to uni to get said degree, yes?

You now don't work although you are applying...so where did the money come from?

Feel free not to answer.

What irritates me is lazy people who think it's ok to live off other people. Whether it be a partner or the government.

So you say you have 'self esteem' (I still don't get why you feel the need to put it in quote marks) which is why you don't have a job. Basically saying you think you are too good to get a 'crappy' job. Jeez, you really think a lot of yourself don't you?

English_Bloke wrote:
> You now don't work although you are applying...so where did the money
> come from?

Parents, girlfriends...anyone but himself obviously.

I'm too good to get a crappy job. But Daddy pays my way. I've got few enough scruples to care.