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"Death Thread 2005 #2"

Hedfix

Breaks foot and has already annoyed Family Guy so is left to rot


Stryke

Is found with two puncture wounds to the throat. Suicide note reads: 'I don't shake hands lol'.


Flock

Dies from playing Cookie Monster's version of Bridge (see below)


FinalFantasyFanatic

Is bricked up in a cellar piece by piece and left to die. The cellar smells of Poe.


Memorandum!

Killed by volts from mars.


mattributé

Crushed by a boucay of stone roses


Lawrence

Becomes the filling in a sumo wrestler sandwich, things fall a bit flat.


Lard Funkelstein

Capped by an irate Isaac Hayes


Kawada

Drowns in a reflective sea (2) at night.


J-42

Killed by a F.A.C.T. sniper.


Oriental Rib

Mortally wounded in a hoover accident


JFH

Also killed by the dyslexic F.A.C.T. sniper


Grix Thraves

Killed by a guy in a rabbit suit from another dimension.


Emitime

Killed by a large bird sent to him by a dyslexic music lover.


Celestine

Is deleted by Grix and never seen or heard from again.


C®ø§$ Bób

Finds a gun.


Chr1s

Renames himself and dies in obscurity.


Paradox:

Is killed by his gay alterego and it's girlfriend.


Chippxero

Murdered by staffies for breaking the secret code.


Stridman

Buried by Tiltawhirl under a pile of crap PS2 games.


Displayed

Hung out to dry (in the desert)


Sweet Tooth

Develops lethal gum rot


gerrid

Killed by a dog swinging a giant bell.


munn

Martyred by Daily Mail readers.


Highly Excitable

Dehydrates due to excessive premature ejaculation.


monkey_man

Throws crap at the wrong zoo keeper.


RoJ

Dies on the scales.


Hoju

Is ritually hung in red dungarees until he is dead.


English_Bloke

Killed by a great weight.


The Hibernator

Wakes up too early.


Cycloon

Dances to appease the thugs. Plan doesn't work.


SHEEPY

'Shafted'


Cong_Man

Chokes on lunch whilst reading the forums. Lunch's manager said to be dismayed.


Communist Jim

Wins StalinGad, is sent to siberai courtesy of SR


J Nash

Dies of a broken heart after Memo passes.


cweek2000

Killed by a delayed millennium bug.


Vampyr

Poisoned by Strykes virgin blood.


©H®I§

Murdered by Chr1s in highlander-style Chris-fight.


Pandaemonium

Preached to death.


Tiltawhirl

Shot in the shadows by a guy who knew there were ninja's out there.


-_V

Killed by a red bull.


Bullett

Jumps off dam after cookie etc. Onlookers WoWed.


Tphi

Doesn't string Hoju up very well, is killed by his falling corpse.


The Wardy

Loses his Mod status, is promptly killed by Rockers.


Clazon

Fails in the revolution.


Goatboy

Led out into the woods by Creepy, never seen again.


Light

God decides he made a mistake and goes with 'let there be skittles' instead.


Ashman

Self-combusts with irony


Lipe

Finds a ladder in his tights, is trampled by a confused Dudley team.


Ms NY

Dies of indecision.


lcarus

Runs out of sarcasm.


Silent Thunder

Drinks too much White Lightning


christoff

Is ritually hung, drawn and quartered by the staffies then thrown to the masses who stomp him into dust.


AbsoluT Neó

Done in by a hard-reset of the matrix.


Very_Metal

Rusts solid.


Blank

Assassinated by Microsoft over copyright issues with his autobiography 'About Blank'.


ßora† §agdiyeV

Killed by an adder (R.I ePos)


Coin

Spots he's being tailed and flips. Is shot in the head by the FBI men tailing him to bust him for counterfeiting.


tigamilla

Drowns at the equator.


Ineedsleep

Poisoned at a BBQ.


Reefer

Murdered by a caped man in a tiny village.


The Winster

Loses the will to live.


Grandprix

Accidentally injects formula 2.


SnoopDogg

Finished off by Dre.


Lou Bega

Caught cheating on his many girlfriends named in THAT song. Dismembered.


Chad Niga

Eliminated by the Democrats in Florida


Timmargh

Wheeled out to fight David Blunkett in ITV's new show.


Time_Warp

Beaten to a pulp by Rocky. Onlookers describe it as a 'horror show'.


cookie monster

Loses grip on reality, jumps off real dam for a laugh.


Red Hat

Hacked to death.


Marcini

Reaped at a psychiatrists


tiptopofhell

Impaled upon satan's mighty man gristle for all eternity.


Bob_The_Moose

Commits suicide after new show Antler and Dec fails to engage the public.


Suicide Soldier

Dies of dehydration playing Half-life 3


Notorious Biggles

Runs into Two Pac Shakira in a dark alley.


Creepy

Leads himself off into the woods.


Shadow

Killed by Light


Mr Snuggly

Finished by Dr Snuggles in a cage match.


sPiKeCaSt

Finally catches that whale with that spike. It doesn't go well.


soniabiker

Falls head over heels in love with the driver of the no 22 bus from Harlow. Was still on the bike at the time.

Hi everyone!! Whats happening? :)

Hedfix wrote:
> and I can quite easily call you a geek because, aside from the odd
> bit of insect mutilation, you never appear to have any fun. You just
> moan on about me making a joke that isn't to your taste and come
> across as a complete robot.

?

Never have any fun? I do, I just get annoyed that every thread has something pathetic written by you in it.

I'll say this to you again, nobody will have a problem with you posting so much if you actually did something to benefit everyone here. Occasionally you can post something that's worth reading and is helpful but 99% of the time it's just crap. You've done it countless numbers of times in the web forum where there's a topic asking for some help/opinions and you just post a one lined 'joke' that isn't funny or beneficial to anything.

Look at all the threads you 'kill' too. The comments you make at the end have nohing good about them at all, they're just spam, hence why people never reply to them.

Post worthwhile stuff and people won't moan, spam however and people will make fun of you.

Hedfix, I finished A levels ages ago. And I've just quit Uni, so you're wrong.

Anyhoo, if you want some advice (not that you are going to take it, infact you'll proberly throw it back in my face), but arguing with anyone on here isn't doing you any good. It just makes you look like a twit.

I don't think anyone is actually trying to start an arguement, I know I for one, is just curious as to what you do with your life, since you are on here so much. Someone asks how you get money to get by and you just dismiss the question by saying 'I'm well off'..yeh yeh course you are.

Instead of answering these questions you just retailiate (sp?) by calling us geeks and what-have you. And you wonder why so many people argue back.

And as for the jealously thing..OH.MY.GOD. I would seriously get bored of your life. Infact just thinking about it makes me depressed. I wouldn't change my life for anything. I have a fantastic boyfriend (who I might not have sex with everyday, like you and your girlfriend, but being with him and talking to him, even if it is only on msn, is far better than having sex everday), I enjoy my job, even if in your eyes in is 'crappy' and means I have no 'self esteem', and I got a good future planned for myself. I know I don't sit at home day in, day out, playing computer games, but there is so much more to life than that. I'd hate to tell my kids in 20 years time, when they are my age, ''when I was your age i sat at home playing computers and arguing with face-less people''.

Hedfix.

I'm a geek.

I've had a lot of sex. And a few girlfriends. In fact I'm married.

Just because you're a geek and you're having sex doesn't make you special. Or for that matter unique.

Get over it.

phi11ip wrote:
> Plus watching your attempts to be funny
> when you're just digging yourself into a bigger hole makes typing at
> you far more enjoyable.

Sweet, sweet irony.

and I can quite easily call you a geek because, aside from the odd bit of insect mutilation, you never appear to have any fun. You just moan on about me making a joke that isn't to your taste and come across as a complete robot.

Do you make it into class every day by pretending you're Arnie from The Terminator or something?

"I will ask this girl to check out my cybernetic extension hah hah hah!"

Ah a lazy scrounging student then eh?

Get some games and a girlfriend. :P


So come on then: what type of course? What do you aspire to?

Heh heh.

3-0 to me so far.

Correction 4-0.

Hedfix wrote:
> I'm guessing Phil does some embarrassing job he's afraid to tell
> people about and ends up being a glassy geek at the back of the bar
> who doesn't say much or start conversations.

There's no way in hell YOU can call me a geek! You spend all day on the Internet typing messages at people you don't even know then spend the rest of the time playing games. You haven't got a job either so your life is just chat rooms and games.

I'm at uni. I'm trying to write an essay at the moment but it's boring and I can't be arsed. Plus watching your attempts to be funny when you're just digging yourself into a bigger hole makes typing at you far more enjoyable.

phi11ip wrote:
>
> Again, you avoid the question.
>
> Are you on the dole?

Fair enough.

I hope to be saying the soon shortly.