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Hedfix
Breaks foot and has already annoyed Family Guy so is left to rot
Stryke
Is found with two puncture wounds to the throat. Suicide note reads: 'I don't shake hands lol'.
Flock
Dies from playing Cookie Monster's version of Bridge (see below)
FinalFantasyFanatic
Is bricked up in a cellar piece by piece and left to die. The cellar smells of Poe.
Memorandum!
Killed by volts from mars.
mattributé
Crushed by a boucay of stone roses
Lawrence
Becomes the filling in a sumo wrestler sandwich, things fall a bit flat.
Lard Funkelstein
Capped by an irate Isaac Hayes
Kawada
Drowns in a reflective sea (2) at night.
J-42
Killed by a F.A.C.T. sniper.
Oriental Rib
Mortally wounded in a hoover accident
JFH
Also killed by the dyslexic F.A.C.T. sniper
Grix Thraves
Killed by a guy in a rabbit suit from another dimension.
Emitime
Killed by a large bird sent to him by a dyslexic music lover.
Celestine
Is deleted by Grix and never seen or heard from again.
C®ø§$ Bób
Finds a gun.
Chr1s
Renames himself and dies in obscurity.
Paradox:
Is killed by his gay alterego and it's girlfriend.
Chippxero
Murdered by staffies for breaking the secret code.
Stridman
Buried by Tiltawhirl under a pile of crap PS2 games.
Displayed
Hung out to dry (in the desert)
Sweet Tooth
Develops lethal gum rot
gerrid
Killed by a dog swinging a giant bell.
munn
Martyred by Daily Mail readers.
Highly Excitable
Dehydrates due to excessive premature ejaculation.
monkey_man
Throws crap at the wrong zoo keeper.
RoJ
Dies on the scales.
Hoju
Is ritually hung in red dungarees until he is dead.
English_Bloke
Killed by a great weight.
The Hibernator
Wakes up too early.
Cycloon
Dances to appease the thugs. Plan doesn't work.
SHEEPY
'Shafted'
Cong_Man
Chokes on lunch whilst reading the forums. Lunch's manager said to be dismayed.
Communist Jim
Wins StalinGad, is sent to siberai courtesy of SR
J Nash
Dies of a broken heart after Memo passes.
cweek2000
Killed by a delayed millennium bug.
Vampyr
Poisoned by Strykes virgin blood.
©H®I§
Murdered by Chr1s in highlander-style Chris-fight.
Pandaemonium
Preached to death.
Tiltawhirl
Shot in the shadows by a guy who knew there were ninja's out there.
-_V
Killed by a red bull.
Bullett
Jumps off dam after cookie etc. Onlookers WoWed.
Tphi
Doesn't string Hoju up very well, is killed by his falling corpse.
The Wardy
Loses his Mod status, is promptly killed by Rockers.
Clazon
Fails in the revolution.
Goatboy
Led out into the woods by Creepy, never seen again.
Light
God decides he made a mistake and goes with 'let there be skittles' instead.
Ashman
Self-combusts with irony
Lipe
Finds a ladder in his tights, is trampled by a confused Dudley team.
Ms NY
Dies of indecision.
lcarus
Runs out of sarcasm.
Silent Thunder
Drinks too much White Lightning
christoff
Is ritually hung, drawn and quartered by the staffies then thrown to the masses who stomp him into dust.
AbsoluT Neó
Done in by a hard-reset of the matrix.
Very_Metal
Rusts solid.
Blank
Assassinated by Microsoft over copyright issues with his autobiography 'About Blank'.
ßora† §agdiyeV
Killed by an adder (R.I ePos)
Coin
Spots he's being tailed and flips. Is shot in the head by the FBI men tailing him to bust him for counterfeiting.
tigamilla
Drowns at the equator.
Ineedsleep
Poisoned at a BBQ.
Reefer
Murdered by a caped man in a tiny village.
The Winster
Loses the will to live.
Grandprix
Accidentally injects formula 2.
SnoopDogg
Finished off by Dre.
Lou Bega
Caught cheating on his many girlfriends named in THAT song. Dismembered.
Chad Niga
Eliminated by the Democrats in Florida
Timmargh
Wheeled out to fight David Blunkett in ITV's new show.
Time_Warp
Beaten to a pulp by Rocky. Onlookers describe it as a 'horror show'.
cookie monster
Loses grip on reality, jumps off real dam for a laugh.
Red Hat
Hacked to death.
Marcini
Reaped at a psychiatrists
tiptopofhell
Impaled upon satan's mighty man gristle for all eternity.
Bob_The_Moose
Commits suicide after new show Antler and Dec fails to engage the public.
Suicide Soldier
Dies of dehydration playing Half-life 3
Notorious Biggles
Runs into Two Pac Shakira in a dark alley.
Creepy
Leads himself off into the woods.
Shadow
Killed by Light
Mr Snuggly
Finished by Dr Snuggles in a cage match.
sPiKeCaSt
Finally catches that whale with that spike. It doesn't go well.
soniabiker
Falls head over heels in love with the driver of the no 22 bus from Harlow. Was still on the bike at the time.
Breaks foot and has already annoyed Family Guy so is left to rot
Stryke
Is found with two puncture wounds to the throat. Suicide note reads: 'I don't shake hands lol'.
Flock
Dies from playing Cookie Monster's version of Bridge (see below)
FinalFantasyFanatic
Is bricked up in a cellar piece by piece and left to die. The cellar smells of Poe.
Memorandum!
Killed by volts from mars.
mattributé
Crushed by a boucay of stone roses
Lawrence
Becomes the filling in a sumo wrestler sandwich, things fall a bit flat.
Lard Funkelstein
Capped by an irate Isaac Hayes
Kawada
Drowns in a reflective sea (2) at night.
J-42
Killed by a F.A.C.T. sniper.
Oriental Rib
Mortally wounded in a hoover accident
JFH
Also killed by the dyslexic F.A.C.T. sniper
Grix Thraves
Killed by a guy in a rabbit suit from another dimension.
Emitime
Killed by a large bird sent to him by a dyslexic music lover.
Celestine
Is deleted by Grix and never seen or heard from again.
C®ø§$ Bób
Finds a gun.
Chr1s
Renames himself and dies in obscurity.
Paradox:
Is killed by his gay alterego and it's girlfriend.
Chippxero
Murdered by staffies for breaking the secret code.
Stridman
Buried by Tiltawhirl under a pile of crap PS2 games.
Displayed
Hung out to dry (in the desert)
Sweet Tooth
Develops lethal gum rot
gerrid
Killed by a dog swinging a giant bell.
munn
Martyred by Daily Mail readers.
Highly Excitable
Dehydrates due to excessive premature ejaculation.
monkey_man
Throws crap at the wrong zoo keeper.
RoJ
Dies on the scales.
Hoju
Is ritually hung in red dungarees until he is dead.
English_Bloke
Killed by a great weight.
The Hibernator
Wakes up too early.
Cycloon
Dances to appease the thugs. Plan doesn't work.
SHEEPY
'Shafted'
Cong_Man
Chokes on lunch whilst reading the forums. Lunch's manager said to be dismayed.
Communist Jim
Wins StalinGad, is sent to siberai courtesy of SR
J Nash
Dies of a broken heart after Memo passes.
cweek2000
Killed by a delayed millennium bug.
Vampyr
Poisoned by Strykes virgin blood.
©H®I§
Murdered by Chr1s in highlander-style Chris-fight.
Pandaemonium
Preached to death.
Tiltawhirl
Shot in the shadows by a guy who knew there were ninja's out there.
-_V
Killed by a red bull.
Bullett
Jumps off dam after cookie etc. Onlookers WoWed.
Tphi
Doesn't string Hoju up very well, is killed by his falling corpse.
The Wardy
Loses his Mod status, is promptly killed by Rockers.
Clazon
Fails in the revolution.
Goatboy
Led out into the woods by Creepy, never seen again.
Light
God decides he made a mistake and goes with 'let there be skittles' instead.
Ashman
Self-combusts with irony
Lipe
Finds a ladder in his tights, is trampled by a confused Dudley team.
Ms NY
Dies of indecision.
lcarus
Runs out of sarcasm.
Silent Thunder
Drinks too much White Lightning
christoff
Is ritually hung, drawn and quartered by the staffies then thrown to the masses who stomp him into dust.
AbsoluT Neó
Done in by a hard-reset of the matrix.
Very_Metal
Rusts solid.
Blank
Assassinated by Microsoft over copyright issues with his autobiography 'About Blank'.
ßora† §agdiyeV
Killed by an adder (R.I ePos)
Coin
Spots he's being tailed and flips. Is shot in the head by the FBI men tailing him to bust him for counterfeiting.
tigamilla
Drowns at the equator.
Ineedsleep
Poisoned at a BBQ.
Reefer
Murdered by a caped man in a tiny village.
The Winster
Loses the will to live.
Grandprix
Accidentally injects formula 2.
SnoopDogg
Finished off by Dre.
Lou Bega
Caught cheating on his many girlfriends named in THAT song. Dismembered.
Chad Niga
Eliminated by the Democrats in Florida
Timmargh
Wheeled out to fight David Blunkett in ITV's new show.
Time_Warp
Beaten to a pulp by Rocky. Onlookers describe it as a 'horror show'.
cookie monster
Loses grip on reality, jumps off real dam for a laugh.
Red Hat
Hacked to death.
Marcini
Reaped at a psychiatrists
tiptopofhell
Impaled upon satan's mighty man gristle for all eternity.
Bob_The_Moose
Commits suicide after new show Antler and Dec fails to engage the public.
Suicide Soldier
Dies of dehydration playing Half-life 3
Notorious Biggles
Runs into Two Pac Shakira in a dark alley.
Creepy
Leads himself off into the woods.
Shadow
Killed by Light
Mr Snuggly
Finished by Dr Snuggles in a cage match.
sPiKeCaSt
Finally catches that whale with that spike. It doesn't go well.
soniabiker
Falls head over heels in love with the driver of the no 22 bus from Harlow. Was still on the bike at the time.
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Peter K - Dropped off Blackpool Tower
Hedfix, you left me out. I read all the deaths for nothing.
Make one for me
Make one for me
Pig-King wrote:
> C®ø§$ Bób wrote:
> I like my death!
>
> I like your death too.
Maybe one day, maybe one day...
> C®ø§$ Bób wrote:
> I like my death!
>
> I like your death too.
Maybe one day, maybe one day...
C®ø§$ Bób wrote:
> I like my death!
I like your death too.
> I like my death!
I like your death too.
Hedfix wrote:
> Stridman
>
> Buried by Tiltawhirl under a pile of crap PS2 games.
Beats me. Maybe you review too many?
> Stridman
>
> Buried by Tiltawhirl under a pile of crap PS2 games.
Beats me. Maybe you review too many?
Someone explain my death?
I like my death!
Hedfix wrote:
> cweek2000
>
> Killed by a delayed millennium bug.
I was wondering what was keeping that guy.
> cweek2000
>
> Killed by a delayed millennium bug.
I was wondering what was keeping that guy.
Stop involving dyslexia and birds in my deaths... It's sooo predicatable.
Displayed
Hung out to dry (in the desert)
ty, why hung out to dry??? :-|
Hung out to dry (in the desert)
ty, why hung out to dry??? :-|
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