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"Liverpool Spurs"

It's just awful. A-W-F-U-L. The dirty Spurs are ahead through a flukey wondergoal and it'll probably stay that way, because all of the 'Pool players seem to think it's simpler to qualify for next seasons Champions League with the simple task of defeating Chelsea and AC Milan than beating clubs like Tottenham that are doomed for midtable obscurity.

Which we are too, if we don't get our act together. If Bolton beat Charlton they go above us at the moment.

Bolton ahead of us....Actually, I feel quite happy for Jay-Jay. But no. We must defeat these fools.

Stevie missed a penalty!! That never happens. Dis-as-ter.

Milan wouldn't have missed.

Dirty Robbie Keane. Disaster all over again. Over to the Sanz.

2nd favourite? After who, the Henry?

No, he's on the bench because they had to service his bionic leg.

Hm, more nicknames for the squad...

So far I have: Miner Dudek, King of Finland, the Sanz, Pride of Auxerre, Milan (no more needed), Chabi, the classic Sicknote for Kirkland, DangerMellor, a-flo-flo and the Lumberer. I don't use them all at the same frequencies, obviously.

Is Djib starting?

He is my second favorite striker in the Prem.

He shall score 8 against Spurs today, with his electrifying pace.

I would say bring on DangerMellor, but I think he's still got rabies.

So it falls to the Pride of Auxerre. He must strike for glory.

...I have weird nicknames for most of the squad. I think Garcia's shall be The Sanz. Like the Fonz. :D

Come on you dirty, thieving, stupid...

...brilliant, brilliant, Spurs beaters.

:D


Seriously. You should beat them heavily. So that my footballing saturday would be 2/3s complete.

I'm with you on this one Stryke.

"COME ON 'POOOOOOOOOOOLLL!"

hmmmmm.....

oh i know a joke...."Liverpools chacnes of winning anything"

ha

*looks smug*

Vampyr wrote:
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> Igor Biscan = Igor 'I'm hungry' Biscan

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Nonono, you can't go using my jokes if I call you unfunny. That just makes it worse.

Try again.

according to FM2005:
Luis Garcia = Luis Javier 'Luis Garcia' Sanz
Nunez = Antonio 'poor footballer' Nunez
Igor Biscan = Igor 'I'm hungry' Biscan

I have the might of Luis in my fantasy team too.

I like how on the BBC Live football they always call his Sanz Luis Garcia. D'you reckon Luis is just his footballing name and all his mates call him Sanz? Except Nunez, he has to call him Mr Garcia.

Also, Sanz sounds like a name out of a western.