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A man enters the confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month."
The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say 3 Hail Mary's."
Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months."
This time the priest asks, "Who is Fannie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say 10 Hail Mary's."
The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when, suddenly a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall upon her, as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman with her legs slightly spread apart. The priest turns to the altar boy and asks, "Is that Fannie Green?"
The altar boy, whose eyes are popping out of his head, replies: "No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes."
The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say 3 Hail Mary's."
Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months."
This time the priest asks, "Who is Fannie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say 10 Hail Mary's."
The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when, suddenly a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall upon her, as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman with her legs slightly spread apart. The priest turns to the altar boy and asks, "Is that Fannie Green?"
The altar boy, whose eyes are popping out of his head, replies: "No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes."
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:D Made me smile.
Neither do I, but he's another.
A 17 year-old walks into a confession box and sits down. He says to the priest:
"father, I've done something wrong. I've been cheating on my girlfriend with about 3 other people"
The priest thinks about this and then tells him that this is a bad thing and he should break up with all 3 of them. He nods and leaves.
Later on that day, the guy goes to his girlfriend's house to meet her parents. As they are at the dinner table, saying grace, there is little noise. Once grace is over, he remains with his head facing downwards. About twenty minutes later, the girl's mother says that he must be really religious. The guy's girlfriend's leans over to him and says:
"What are you doing? Are you afraid of your parents?"
"No, I just didn't know that your dad was a priest!"
A 17 year-old walks into a confession box and sits down. He says to the priest:
"father, I've done something wrong. I've been cheating on my girlfriend with about 3 other people"
The priest thinks about this and then tells him that this is a bad thing and he should break up with all 3 of them. He nods and leaves.
Later on that day, the guy goes to his girlfriend's house to meet her parents. As they are at the dinner table, saying grace, there is little noise. Once grace is over, he remains with his head facing downwards. About twenty minutes later, the girl's mother says that he must be really religious. The guy's girlfriend's leans over to him and says:
"What are you doing? Are you afraid of your parents?"
"No, I just didn't know that your dad was a priest!"
urgh
I dont get it.
*bud um cha*
A man enters the confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month."
The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say 3 Hail Mary's."
Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months."
This time the priest asks, "Who is Fannie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say 10 Hail Mary's."
The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when, suddenly a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall upon her, as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman with her legs slightly spread apart. The priest turns to the altar boy and asks, "Is that Fannie Green?"
The altar boy, whose eyes are popping out of his head, replies: "No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes."
The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say 3 Hail Mary's."
Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months."
This time the priest asks, "Who is Fannie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say 10 Hail Mary's."
The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when, suddenly a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall upon her, as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman with her legs slightly spread apart. The priest turns to the altar boy and asks, "Is that Fannie Green?"
The altar boy, whose eyes are popping out of his head, replies: "No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes."
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