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A man enters the confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month."
The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say 3 Hail Mary's."
Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months."
This time the priest asks, "Who is Fannie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say 10 Hail Mary's."
The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when, suddenly a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall upon her, as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman with her legs slightly spread apart. The priest turns to the altar boy and asks, "Is that Fannie Green?"
The altar boy, whose eyes are popping out of his head, replies: "No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes."
The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say 3 Hail Mary's."
Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months."
This time the priest asks, "Who is Fannie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say 10 Hail Mary's."
The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when, suddenly a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall upon her, as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman with her legs slightly spread apart. The priest turns to the altar boy and asks, "Is that Fannie Green?"
The altar boy, whose eyes are popping out of his head, replies: "No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes."
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I pick........ my nose.
Hoju wrote:
> What's the difference between Hoju and Cweek?
One has an IQ of 5, the other has a mental age of 3.
Take your pick.
> What's the difference between Hoju and Cweek?
One has an IQ of 5, the other has a mental age of 3.
Take your pick.
What's the difference between Hoju and Cweek?
Hoju couldn't care less.
Hoju couldn't care less.
Hoju wrote:
> Cool. What's the difference between Tiger Woods and princess Diana?
>
> Tiger Woods has a good driver.
>
> Chortle chortle.
That's harsh. You had to take it too far.
> Cool. What's the difference between Tiger Woods and princess Diana?
>
> Tiger Woods has a good driver.
>
> Chortle chortle.
That's harsh. You had to take it too far.
Cool. What's the difference between Tiger Woods and princess Diana?
Tiger Woods has a good driver.
Chortle chortle.
Tiger Woods has a good driver.
Chortle chortle.
Welcome to the SR Comedy Corner...
Hoju wrote:
> Oh this is an another childish one.
>
> Child: Miss, may I go to the toilet please.
>
> Teacher: Only if you say the alphabet.
>
> Child : Ok. Abcdefghijklmno I have just peed my pants.
You just ruined a primary school classic.
It's:
"Child: May I go to the toilet please, Miss?
Teacher: Only if you say the alphabet.
Child: Ok, ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO...QRSTUVWXYZ
Teacher: Where's your pee?
Child: Halfway down my leg, Miss."
> Oh this is an another childish one.
>
> Child: Miss, may I go to the toilet please.
>
> Teacher: Only if you say the alphabet.
>
> Child : Ok. Abcdefghijklmno I have just peed my pants.
You just ruined a primary school classic.
It's:
"Child: May I go to the toilet please, Miss?
Teacher: Only if you say the alphabet.
Child: Ok, ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO...QRSTUVWXYZ
Teacher: Where's your pee?
Child: Halfway down my leg, Miss."
Ive got a childish joke.
A fat kid, a skinny kid and a ginger kid walked into a cave. There were three slices of bread with chocolate spread on them. The fat kid picked up the bread and a voice shouted "Don't eat the bread." But he ate it. The skinny kid picked up the slice and the voice shouted again "Don't eat the bread." But the skinny kid still ate it. The ginger kid picked up the slice
and once again the voice said "Don't eat the bread." But the ginger kid ate it. And the voice shouted, "I warned you once, I warned you twice, I wiped my bum on every slice."
Oh this is an another childish one.
Child: Miss, may I go to the toilet please.
Teacher: Only if you say the alphabet.
Child : Ok. Abcdefghijklmno I have just peed my pants.
A fat kid, a skinny kid and a ginger kid walked into a cave. There were three slices of bread with chocolate spread on them. The fat kid picked up the bread and a voice shouted "Don't eat the bread." But he ate it. The skinny kid picked up the slice and the voice shouted again "Don't eat the bread." But the skinny kid still ate it. The ginger kid picked up the slice
and once again the voice said "Don't eat the bread." But the ginger kid ate it. And the voice shouted, "I warned you once, I warned you twice, I wiped my bum on every slice."
Oh this is an another childish one.
Child: Miss, may I go to the toilet please.
Teacher: Only if you say the alphabet.
Child : Ok. Abcdefghijklmno I have just peed my pants.
Arf arf.
*kaboom*
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