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Het guys it is story time!!!!! Once upon a time there was a fat man named Mario, a skinny man named Luigi and an a ugly Princess that thinks she is pretty named Peach. One day, Peach was baking a cake for Mario, but all of a sudden an evil Dragon named Bowser fruitkanpped* her!(*Peach=fruitknapped?) Mario knew at once what he should do... What will Mario do? Will he save Peach in time? Find out in the next exciting episode of: FAT MAN NAMED MARIO!!!!
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The Troll span ganndorf around and around, gannondorf was dizzy, Link watched this and it made him feel even more dizzy, link fell over and rolled down a hill, whilst the Troll let go of Ganondorf as he went into the river, but link was out of control, rolling down the hill...
Bit by bit. Ganondorf is slashing links boots. Link is heavily drunk. Suddenly one of Links troll friends came from the underground and picked up ganondorf.The troll meant business.........
Links hard laughter suddenly makes him feel ill, he then vomits at GANNONDORF, it hits him in the eyes, he is temorarily blinded...
Gannondorf says to link, i tricked ya, i am not really dead, Now i want my revenge. Link is to hungover to know what on earth this man was on.
Ganon: draw your sword
Link: gets a piece of paper and draws a sword..
Ganon: are you mad boy
Link: no i am *burb* derek
Ganon: draws his swords and slashes links arm
Link: starts laughing, he is rolling on the floor
Ganon: looks confused, that was meant to hurt!!
Link: is crying with laughter
will he snap out of his drunkness..TBC
Ganon: draw your sword
Link: gets a piece of paper and draws a sword..
Ganon: are you mad boy
Link: no i am *burb* derek
Ganon: draws his swords and slashes links arm
Link: starts laughing, he is rolling on the floor
Ganon: looks confused, that was meant to hurt!!
Link: is crying with laughter
will he snap out of his drunkness..TBC
It was a sea-nymph Nimona. She said
"You are unwell. Let me take you to my underground Sea-bubble, much like that place in Episode 1 where that git Jar-Jar lives, I think. Anyway. Come."
Link was going down to the bubble when he heard a voice in his head. "Link - The writer wishes to inform you that he doesn't remember anything of Zelda, so just ignore him if he's talking crap. Also Link, tell the others to include more direct speeeeecchh, Liiiiiinnkkk". Link looked puzzled, and wished he didn't have an alcohol problem. He misses the AA. No, he thinks. He must have an alcohol problem, as no-one misses the AA.
"You are unwell. Let me take you to my underground Sea-bubble, much like that place in Episode 1 where that git Jar-Jar lives, I think. Anyway. Come."
Link was going down to the bubble when he heard a voice in his head. "Link - The writer wishes to inform you that he doesn't remember anything of Zelda, so just ignore him if he's talking crap. Also Link, tell the others to include more direct speeeeecchh, Liiiiiinnkkk". Link looked puzzled, and wished he didn't have an alcohol problem. He misses the AA. No, he thinks. He must have an alcohol problem, as no-one misses the AA.
The huge pressure to link and washed him all the way to shore... he was near death untill some shadows cast over him, who was it...?
Links hired horse elvis came and looked at him sympathetically. Link was stuck bad and suddenly from the mountain rivers a huge colossal tidal wave came down...
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