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Het guys it is story time!!!!! Once upon a time there was a fat man named Mario, a skinny man named Luigi and an a ugly Princess that thinks she is pretty named Peach. One day, Peach was baking a cake for Mario, but all of a sudden an evil Dragon named Bowser fruitkanpped* her!(*Peach=fruitknapped?) Mario knew at once what he should do... What will Mario do? Will he save Peach in time? Find out in the next exciting episode of: FAT MAN NAMED MARIO!!!!

Ice Blaster wrote:
> NO i am not going to be here tomorrow, well make the story extra
> special for me!!

There was a woman called Joanna Dark. She was a secret agent infiltrating the evil science company called Datadyne. She took out her silenced falcon a popped a shot in a guards forehead...

NO i am not going to be here tomorrow, well make the story extra special for me!!

Start a new one tomorra.

I agree.

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Link drowned in the wave

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The End

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Guys..we should start a new story..this is old...

link found a river and bathed in it, his farther came down with him to watch him, but suddenly the heavens open and a huge storm breaks out,

farther: get out link

Link: no no im fine

farther: it is to dangerous

Link: why

....suddenly a huge wave came crashing down...

I don't know, you wrote the damn thing.

Anyway...

The old man was Link's father. His obvious drinking problem was killing his brain cells. He needed help, fast.

He decided to go find a river, so he could was himself. He was very blood-stained.

The old man was an enemy in disguise...

Was it Lucoman or Ganondorf?

"Why do they want to do that? Hyrule is a crap hole. I fail to see the point. Anyway, leave me. I'm drinking."

Link passed out...

Link new his drinking problem need to be overcome, He said i am going to find a doctors.

After walkin around for a bit he walked into a strange old man.

Link: can you tell me were the doctors is please?

Old: you got a drinking problem?

Link: how the hell did you know?

Old: look in the mirror!!

Link: no thanks, can you help me

Old: yeah, heres my advice, forget about the pub.

Link: oo you were a lot of help, neway i will be off

Old: to the pub no doubt!!

Link walked again and came to an old hut, it was empty so he walked in, there was no body about, he saw a picture of the old man he previously saw...