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"What would you do if you found a gun?"

Well if I found a gun I would have a little roam around killing the people I hate! But what would you do?

Like the Lemmings?

Lawrence wrote:
> Good idea. I think i'll wait til it gets cold again, then tie them
> naked.

You think you've got a stomach strong enough to strip one?

> Y'know, lessen their chances of survival and all that.

Problem is if one escaped, before you know it they'd all be naked as theyre completely incapable of not following each other. You should get one to jump off a cliff and see if the others follow.

Flock wrote:
> Yeah after you'd serverely depleted the Brighton chav population.

If you had a gun and wanted to do Brighton a favour you could poke a few holes in the dragnet of charity muggers and tramps that trawls the town centre. It's impossible to walk through there most days without having to turn down Big Issues/Save the Blind Crippled Lesbian Whales donation opportunities.

Good idea. I think i'll wait til it gets cold again, then tie them naked.

Y'know, lessen their chances of survival and all that.

Lawrence wrote:
> Well they shouldn't steal my beer or key my boyfriends car!

Personally i'd rather chloroform them and tie them to a tree in the woods, if god wanted them to live he'd give them the brains to escape.

Well they shouldn't steal my beer or key my boyfriends car!

Lawrence wrote:
> If I found a gun I would hand it in to the police.
>
> *angelic look*

Yeah after you'd serverely depleted the Brighton chav population.

I'd go into the cop station and say "Gizzuz fiver for this" and place my newly-acquired deathstick on the counter.

I'm five pounds up, they have a gun. Everyone's a winner.

If I found a gun I would hand it in to the police.

*angelic look*

I'd steal 20 or so cars, park them all together alongside an oil tanker and blow up the tanker causing a chain reaction GTA stylee.
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