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"What would you do if you found a gun?"

Well if I found a gun I would have a little roam around killing the people I hate! But what would you do?

If I found a gun I'd put it under my pillow for those "special occasions".

I'd shoot myself too see what it felt like...

I just thought of a new one I'd get a load of beer cans with beer in,then i'd shoot all them and watch the beer fly and try and make it land in my mouth!

I found a gun i would push it through a cumquat and hang it by elastic from a church bell in a random rural community.

I would most likely go into the woods and shoot some trees. Then throw it in a bush.

If I found a gun I would kill two people and flare up a war.

Lawrence wrote:
> Ooooh, I could tie a burberry cap on a stick and put the stick on
> their head. Like the old carrot trick. Then they would keep running
> to get to the hat, keep running, running some more..til then run off
> the pier..then like the Lemmings their pikey friends would follow.
>
> Anyways, I'm off to work to anoy some women who don't want to buy
> cancer insurance, and then perfect 'Operation kill all chav's'.
>
> Laters!

Reminds me of the Harry Enfield sketch about 'The Working Class' taking the mick out of the film 'The Birds'. Just replace 'The Working Class' with 'Chavs' and you've got a winner.

Lawrence wrote:
> Well they shouldn't steal my beer or key my boyfriends car!

Was the keying done before or after they drank pee?

Ooooh, I could tie a burberry cap on a stick and put the stick on their head. Like the old carrot trick. Then they would keep running to get to the hat, keep running, running some more..til then run off the pier..then like the Lemmings their pikey friends would follow.

Anyways, I'm off to work to anoy some women who don't want to buy cancer insurance, and then perfect 'Operation kill all chav's'.

Laters!

Lawrence wrote:
> Like the Lemmings?

Exactly, although not quite as bright.