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"Gambling"

Yes it's evil, a sin, and a waste of money, but it's the way to make non-violent sports fun. Ice-hockey and rugby are already good because people get their faces smashed in, and rally car racing is awesome when then spin and set on fire, but other sports cna be a bit bland.

So, I'm begining my little gambling assistance thing, since I haven't followed football for a while (mostly since Leeds disappeared from the top flight and killed my faith), so I'm going to be making a few bets today.

I'll show you the odds and stuff and you can advise me. If I make a helluva lot of money I'll give you a share if you are awesome. If you give me bad advice, meh, not your fault, unless it's delibarate, then you're gay.


So far I've stuck £1 on Man UTD to win Norwich today with the return payout of £1.40. Should be a fairly safe bet I think.

How about advising me on:

Real Madrid v Barcelona: The odds are,

Madrid to win
2.25

Draw
3.00

Barca to win
2.90

Advise please :-) Thankyew

Put a fiver on the horse that's 250-1.

Never going to win, but meh, if by some miracle he does then I'll be a couple of thousand quid richer. :-D

anyone bet on the national?

i had my money on hedgehunter last year who probably would have won had he not fell!

put another £2 on him this year.

better to have to chub up, than er... dechub

Yes, curses. I'm checking out Czech Republic shirts on eBay at the moment. XL Baros Away shirt for 19 quid...not too shabby. It'd be a bit baggy but I can always chub up to fit it.

that could have been invested, and now may have been worth £50 if invested wisely enough... then you could afford a Valencia Baros shirt. :)

I've got a £1 bet on Djibril Cisse to outscore Ruud Van Nistelrooy. Made it at the beginning of the season, heh.

But you never know, Cisse will be back in 2 weeks and Ruud's only scored 2 more goals than him so far this season.

Nah, that quid's as good as gone.

Mwahahahahahahahhhah.

Bwahahhaahhahahahahah.

Well done Boro, you're 3-1 upat Highbury. I'm sh***ing my pants.

Oh what's that? Jose do you have a say? 5-3 eh?

HAAHAAHAHHAH.

That was the best game this season for me by a mile.

Boro to beat Arsenal has good odds. £1 wins £5

They nearly beat em at highbury, and with Boateng back they are a lot more solid.

Do a scorecast thingy where you pick the first scorer and the final score.

i've only won once with it but it was in the euro 2004 final. £2 won £120 (charisteas and 1-0)

For the Real game i'd put a few quid on them winning 2-1 with owen first goal. wins £29 from £1. Owen should be starting ahead of Figo, and Ronaldinho isnt fully fit.

Barca to win. Because Real Madrid insist on keeping their most prolific player on the bench and playing One-Goal-A-Year Raul.

Then again, Barca won't have Deco. So they'll only win by 2 goals.