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"Gambling"

Yes it's evil, a sin, and a waste of money, but it's the way to make non-violent sports fun. Ice-hockey and rugby are already good because people get their faces smashed in, and rally car racing is awesome when then spin and set on fire, but other sports cna be a bit bland.

So, I'm begining my little gambling assistance thing, since I haven't followed football for a while (mostly since Leeds disappeared from the top flight and killed my faith), so I'm going to be making a few bets today.

I'll show you the odds and stuff and you can advise me. If I make a helluva lot of money I'll give you a share if you are awesome. If you give me bad advice, meh, not your fault, unless it's delibarate, then you're gay.


So far I've stuck £1 on Man UTD to win Norwich today with the return payout of £1.40. Should be a fairly safe bet I think.

How about advising me on:

Real Madrid v Barcelona: The odds are,

Madrid to win
2.25

Draw
3.00

Barca to win
2.90

Advise please :-) Thankyew

Yeah I do, didnt last night though heh.

I know some guy at my dad's work who stuck a quid on a load of premiership games and it was an accumilator and ended up with like ten grand or something. Lucky mofo.

New tips, Juventus v Liverpool

Odds:

Juve win - 1.5/1

Liverpool win - 6/1

Draw - 3.4/1

Do you know what an accumulator bet is?

Eh?

Money says Barca win.

Also you might wanna try an accumulator bid for the Rugby Premiership.

Ie. 10p on a number of events like Wasps/Leicester final with Wasps having won by 20+ and Leicester by 12 and Leicester overall.

You don't need to know anything. Just make sure you put it on Leicester or Wasps to win overall.

Stryke wrote:
> Barca to win. Because Real Madrid insist on keeping their most
> prolific player on the bench and playing One-Goal-A-Year Raul.
>
> Then again, Barca won't have Deco. So they'll only win by 2 goals.

Got my quid on Barca mate.

Lets hope you're right :-)

Paradox: wrote:
> stuff

You advised me to get high, so I shall help....... later

Ashman wrote:
> Paradox: wrote:
> So far I've stuck £1 on Man UTD to win Norwich today with the
> return payout of £1.40. Should be a fairly safe bet I think.
>
> Ahaha.
>
> That's what you get for putting faith in your biggest rivals. Off you
> trot, traitor-boy. :-D

Gutted about sums that up. What are the odds!?

(11 to one to be precise, but foook!)

AfroJoe wrote:
> Put a fiver on the horse that's 250-1.

I put a fiver on Astonville this morning (and £5 on Forrestgunner)...
Was worth it to see the looks on peoples faces when the horse was 2nd in the early stages of the race.

Paradox: wrote:
> So far I've stuck £1 on Man UTD to win Norwich today with the
> return payout of £1.40. Should be a fairly safe bet I think.

Ahaha.

That's what you get for putting faith in your biggest rivals. Off you trot, traitor-boy. :-D

thank you hedgehunter! what a horse :)