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"That oh-so-modern BBC"

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Thought I'd get that nice BBC ticker. You know, the one that fits on your screen and scrolls the news.

But no. I can't. Because they don't have a Windows XP version. Um...how long has XP been around? How many people have XP?

Good to know my licence fee is being put to good use. Well, not my licence fee. My parents. Although I do pay 1/5th of a licence fee up at uni, which I use for the O.C, Simpsons (both C4) and Neighbours.

So I'm basically paying a Neighbours subscription. I reckon they should include a free XP ticker in with this Neighbours subscription, that's all.

Pepsi Max sucks, by the way. Trying to spread the word. And the word is Coca-Cola.

I was going to use Coke as the word for the spreadage. But I might have got banned, maybe. Probably not.

Pepsi sucks.

Can you imagine what people would say if that list fell into the wrong hands?

Nothing, probably. They'd say, he may have lost his mystique but he'll always have his looks and charisma.

Also strangely, I thought about putting "lady-locks", but thought against it because of the ambiguity. Even though I had previously wanted ambiguity. I guess I'm just fickle. Part of my mystique. Maybe I'll make a list.

Although that would kind of de-mystify it.

Lesson the first. You don't need to have lady-locks to sell hot donkeys. But it helps.

How surreal in this getting? I'm chatting to you in various threads about hot donkeys, a Parkinsons rapper and signing Vicente to cook for me.

Stryke wrote:
> You can sell the donkeys, though. You've got the looks and charisma.

Ha, no need to take the p###. Besides, I've had my haircut and it looks crap now. No more locks to entice (read: repel) the ladies.

Can any one remember those sex education flash animations that the BBC did a while back? Now, they were disturbing.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Do you have any cold ones?

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Yeah, but that puts the sucking experience down a few notches.

Yeah, maybe. We'll raise the money to buy you half a square foot of deak so you can put your PS2 somewhere.

You can sell the donkeys, though. You've got the looks and charisma. I'll be the ones putting them on the boil.

Do you have any cold ones?

That all depends on how much you pay for it, really. We'd have to charge a lot for them. Fancy going into business together, earn a little holiday money selling hot donkeys?

In the style of a lollipop? That'd be interesting. Hairy, mind. But interesting. And you'd get a LOT for your money.