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"One night stands..."

What are people's thoughts on this subject?? I've just set my mate up thinking that he's well experienced in the matter only to hear;

"I've never done this before" (As he left the taxi at his designated stop)

(he's 4 years older than me) <-- And an unwitting babe magnet

D'oh... he's gonna kill me tomorrow (If she doesn't first)

Personally... Im a big fan

The Hibernator wrote:
> I'm not into one-night-stands. A very good mate of mine is supposedly
> having one tomorrah with one of his closest mate's girlfriend.
>
> It's not quite right.

That's all right your mates are just chav animals.

Light wrote:
> At which point did this become about what you want?
>
> Woman - "I didn't cum!"
>
> Man - "Yeah? Well guess what; I did.

Heh heh, you know that thing you said about being 'bitter'. I think irony applies.

And at which point were you joking? :)

Light wrote:
> They're great. Relax, have fun, and empty oneself into a willing
> accomplice; bliss.
>
> Anyone who says otherwise is bitter at not having them.

Exactly the lawyer-type response I'd expect. ;P

I'm not into one-night-stands. A very good mate of mine is supposedly having one tomorrah with one of his closest mate's girlfriend.

It's not quite right.

I was thinking of the man not myself i like to please:)

Sweet Tooth wrote:
> One night stands nah want more than a quick fumble :)

That's not what you said last night....

At which point did this become about what you want?

Woman - "I didn't cum!"

Man - "Yeah? Well guess what; I did.

One night stands nah want more than a quick fumble :)

They're great. Relax, have fun, and empty oneself into a willing accomplice; bliss.

Anyone who says otherwise is bitter at not having them.

AbsoluT Neó wrote:
> A real man? that's laughable

I think it was supposed to be ironic. It's from the song 'One Night Stand' by The Aloof.

Personally I don't do one night stands.