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"Spank my ass and call me Wanda ..."

I never realised that cracking Brazil nuts was bad for your health. Apparently, when you crack them open yourself the gas that is released can cause Cancer, as tests show

And after all these years I've been cracking them ... on the bright side, they say everything causes Cancer nowadays so they're probably wrong.

I had to raid the cupboards and bin my beloved Christmas stash of Brazil nuts (just in case the scientists are right) goodbye my beauties :0 '(

It's store cracked, ready-shelled Brazil nuts for me in future, if they don't 'discover' that shopping trolleys give you Cancer in the meantime ...

Yeah but people live on soon-to-be-active volcanos so go figure.

That's a bit stupid

Oh and i'd rather have cancer than have to get rid of my beatiful Brazil nuts.

Paradox: wrote:
> What doesn't cause cancer nowadays though?

Death.

Cause when you're dead you can't get cancer...I think.

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Paradox: wrote:
> I bet cancer is the antidote...

Bet AIDS is, i don't know anyone that has AIDS and Cancer.

It can't hurt.

Stryke wrote:
> Paradox: wrote:
> What doesn't cause cancer nowadays though?
>
> --
>
> Cancer.

I bet cancer is the antidote...

Witch King



[S][S]Sorry, thought we were playing a "first thing that comes to mind" game[/S][/S]