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"Spank my ass and call me Wanda ..."

I never realised that cracking Brazil nuts was bad for your health. Apparently, when you crack them open yourself the gas that is released can cause Cancer, as tests show

And after all these years I've been cracking them ... on the bright side, they say everything causes Cancer nowadays so they're probably wrong.

I had to raid the cupboards and bin my beloved Christmas stash of Brazil nuts (just in case the scientists are right) goodbye my beauties :0 '(

It's store cracked, ready-shelled Brazil nuts for me in future, if they don't 'discover' that shopping trolleys give you Cancer in the meantime ...

That was weak.

That's so weak it was a gothic mattribute writing a blog.

Hedfix wrote:
> It was still weak.

Jst like u!!111!!

Woah,u gt dissd innit ma broter!11!1

Oxygen does a lot of damage on it's own.

Next, it'll be television, computer games, bubble bath, oxygen.

It was still weak.

Hedfix wrote:
> That was weak.

It wasn't an insult. I just got bored and thought I'd insult some Americans in the process. Everyone's a winner.

Hedfix - I love you.

That was weak.

Whiny American Accent

All written in American

Rooster in yard ... yanky-doodle-doo

Brandyn : Go figure Connor

Connor : Nu-uh!

Brandyn : Oh Gee Connor!

Connor : Mom, Brandyn done gone sweared

Poppa : Go out back with poppas shotgun

'Go figure' : the novel by Hedfix - out now in all good stores. RRP £20