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But last night, after a month and thirteen days of not touching alcohol of any kind, I gave in. I went out for a mate's birthday around bars in town and then off to the nightclub I got kicked out of all that time ago. Last time, I could barely remember a thing, and turned up wasted. This time, I strolled in, I.D at hand, and as sober as Crossbob.
While I enjoyed myself, I was only ever-so-slightly drunk. It made it harder for me to approach the female of the species. But I got there in the end, and in a moment of idiocy my K700i fell out of my pocket and crushed by the tart I'd been snogging's stillettos. Didn't realise, straight away, and it got handed in to the DJ. I tried to get it back, but four other chav-like-creatures tried claiming it aswell. I finally got it back, but with a crushed screen.
Now in a mood, I became verbally aggressive to all my mates before finally returning home at around three-ish, already regretting most of a good night.
Please, go and get a woman or something. Or learn that nobody gives a damn about you, hove.
Be gone.
But last night, after a month and thirteen days of not touching alcohol of any kind, I gave in. I went out for a mate's birthday around bars in town and then off to the nightclub I got kicked out of all that time ago. Last time, I could barely remember a thing, and turned up wasted. This time, I strolled in, I.D at hand, and as sober as Crossbob.
While I enjoyed myself, I was only ever-so-slightly drunk. It made it harder for me to approach the female of the species. But I got there in the end, and in a moment of idiocy my K700i fell out of my pocket and crushed by the tart I'd been snogging's stillettos. Didn't realise, straight away, and it got handed in to the DJ. I tried to get it back, but four other chav-like-creatures tried claiming it aswell. I finally got it back, but with a crushed screen.
Now in a mood, I became verbally aggressive to all my mates before finally returning home at around three-ish, already regretting most of a good night.