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"A good/bad Night..."

I've been out to bars and pubs since the night I got alcohol poisoning and beaten by a bouncer, but I've always drunk coke.

But last night, after a month and thirteen days of not touching alcohol of any kind, I gave in. I went out for a mate's birthday around bars in town and then off to the nightclub I got kicked out of all that time ago. Last time, I could barely remember a thing, and turned up wasted. This time, I strolled in, I.D at hand, and as sober as Crossbob.

While I enjoyed myself, I was only ever-so-slightly drunk. It made it harder for me to approach the female of the species. But I got there in the end, and in a moment of idiocy my K700i fell out of my pocket and crushed by the tart I'd been snogging's stillettos. Didn't realise, straight away, and it got handed in to the DJ. I tried to get it back, but four other chav-like-creatures tried claiming it aswell. I finally got it back, but with a crushed screen.

Now in a mood, I became verbally aggressive to all my mates before finally returning home at around three-ish, already regretting most of a good night.

Ashman (on MSN) said:
time will strip it away says:
"in a moment of idiocy my K700i fell out from my gucci-branded 1857 combat trousers, ripped at the knees and torn at the ankles for that extra hip effect. anyway, as a result, my cooool K700i landed next to my shoes which were actually made around my feet 1 week ago by starving algerian slaves for extra comfort. oh yeah, did i mention my silk cut scarf and hat positioned at a perfect 27 degree angle?"
time will strip it away says:
"yeah, anyway, then me and this fit lesbian chick started shagging...again"

let's get it on, in public.

I like you, Memo...

The Hibernator I feel your pain!

~merm~

Emitime wrote:
> The Hibernator wrote:
> While I enjoyed myself, I was only ever-so-slightly drunk. It made
> it
> harder for me to approach the female of the species.
>
> Are you some kind of opposite drunk?


Ahahah, I was JUST thinking that.

What you need to do is be a man, basically.

The Hibernator wrote:
> While I enjoyed myself, I was only ever-so-slightly drunk. It made it
> harder for me to approach the female of the species.

Are you some kind of opposite drunk?

best place to go drink training is Uni

Grix Thraves wrote:
> I think you need alcohol training. Clubs are not the best way to
> start. Try home, with friends, house parties. You're with people you
> like, you can sleep where you fall, and you always know where the
> toilet is. And you can choose the music, too.

It's like a training bra but not.

Weans you onto the feel before the big ones hit.

mattributé wrote:
> Be gone.

I'll pass...