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I like Rosicky. He's an awesome player, was awesome at Euro 2004 and exudes general awesomeness. Plus I have a thing for Czechs, like Nedved and my Milan.
And now he says Tottenham are the only serious interest, when Liverpool, Barcelona and Porto all want him as well?
Come on, Tomas. Let's think about this. Spurs are doomed to midtable mediocrity. Never mind that no-one in the world knows where the money is coming from (Anyone else think Spurs could do a Leeds? That'd make me happy), surely Spurs have got enough midfielders. Granted, they're all rubbish, but what were they doing spending all that money on people like Carrick and Reid if they were after Rosicky?
The article goes on to say Tottenham already have 2 Czechs in their squad so Rosicky would feel at home: Waster #1 and Waster #2.
Now, if we're playing the "I have more Czechs than you Nah Nah Nah Nah" game - a particular playground favourite these days, I hear, even though no-one has any Czechs, so it usually ends in a draw - surely we're going to win.
Granted, Liverpool also have only 2 Cezchs. But when have you seen Watsr #1 or Waster #2 on the back of a Czech shirt? I haven't, I can tell you.
So, it's the Waster Twins or Baros/Smicer. Smicer's a bit of a write off, but he's still a vastly more accomplished player than the Wasters. And, of course, surely Rosicky will relish the chance to again play with The Greatest Striker In Europe. That's Milan, by the way.
So Tomas, it's up to you, my friend. But Rafa probably won't make a move. C'mon, say it with me, Team Sport. What is Rosicky not?
Not. Quite. Spanish. Enough.
Yeah, will be on after footie myself. Fancy starting from the beginning if I promise to take a back seat (more), remember I am coming out of retirement so I will be as rusty as a Grandad's penis.
Drop me a line at about 6/7 tomorrow after the England match, I'll probably be available sometime then. Then it'll be time for me to stand idly by as you snipe everything in the level, leaving me witha few pity kills.
Perfect.
Sorry, just correcting Lil Bro's name
*think
Indeed they do.