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"I hate all women"

I was walking home peacefully today when these chavettes ambushed me shouting, "give me your ****ing phone grunja!" And hitting me in the head. Needless to say I was forced to the floor, when they attempted to raid my pocket.
I spat in her face, and kicked them all a few times.
Then ran away

Bear in mind they were at least 3 years older than me, and I am frail.

i feel sorry for him getting triple teamed by girls, i dont know what i would do if it was me...never really thought about it

Has everyone just assumed that he gives 5 monkeys about what we think of him anyways?

If I was beaten up by women, no-one would ever hear about it.

You seem to be missing the big picture.

wang-king beaten up by girls- uproarious laughs all round.
wang-king beaten up by boys- some laughs and many fake sympathy posts avec advice, which are horribly dull.

wang...you should have at least put 1 boy in the group when you told this story...even if you just made it up, otherwise you look a bit weak...and i wouldnt admit if i was frail, makes you sound like a wuss?

At least you were honest i suppose

Whenever i walk down the street i never expect any girls to come up and try and mug me, boys i am a bit weary of, but girls i just walk straight past.

Yo yo yo tec'ma'te steza, you sound like the big man.

Like sex.

you must have the wrong idea i don't me beat them sh*tless i mean push them away and get wot you want

although the murder charge would probably do you more harm than paying for a new phone.

you could have just run away. Bloody hell is no one a wimp anymore?