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"I hate all women"

I was walking home peacefully today when these chavettes ambushed me shouting, "give me your ****ing phone grunja!" And hitting me in the head. Needless to say I was forced to the floor, when they attempted to raid my pocket.
I spat in her face, and kicked them all a few times.
Then ran away

Bear in mind they were at least 3 years older than me, and I am frail.

yeah, a court action.

You should have laid back and made moaning sounds like they were turining you on. Then whipped your 'wang' out. That would probably have scared them off.

If not then you'd have probably got some action.

It's not rape, it's suprise sex.

Also, I think you were only attacked by the one, "I spat in her face"

And when did you say it was three of them like some people seem to have assumed.

Wimpy boi.

Domaye wrote:
> erm, youre all saying ha you got beat up by a girl! but erm...isnt
> hitting a girl even worse?

Equal oppostrunities and all that malarky.

I get attacked by a women quite often - she pins me down and bounces up and down on my wee-wee.

Oh, and it's "Gere".

I doubt I would ever get attacked by girls, even if they are chavs.

... course not.

Lay back and enjoy the ride. Although you did say chavettes so I may have change my mind if it happened :P

you're not talking about rape are you?

*ignites torch*

*thinks*

3 girls, 1 of me... right. I know what I would do :x