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"I hate all women"

I was walking home peacefully today when these chavettes ambushed me shouting, "give me your ****ing phone grunja!" And hitting me in the head. Needless to say I was forced to the floor, when they attempted to raid my pocket.
I spat in her face, and kicked them all a few times.
Then ran away

Bear in mind they were at least 3 years older than me, and I am frail.

You spat on them?

That was a very good self defence technique - next time, why not poop on them?

kwolwolwolwolwolwolahfshahaha

ok wats a franz ferdinand

AND I HOPE THE LIL B1atches come and robb u sum more

I don't want your sympathy.
Or your babies.
Or your Franz Ferdinand CDs.

hahahaha i hate chavs aswell u shud hav just sed no and tumped them in the faces lolololol

they think they so good arragagrgarag it makes me mad

u have my sympathy

Not all women are horrible. I think it's awful what happened to you. Those dominatrix heathens..! Be well sweet.

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> It's not rape, it's suprise sex.

it's not rape if they don't wake up.

Tiltawhirl wrote:
"surprise sex"

I had that as my tagline for a while.. where's that from?

true, but they would probably have just nicked his trousers and laugehd. with hilarious consequences.

Vampyr wrote:
> yeah, a court action.

Vampy, you have much to learn. Rule 1 of courtroom justice:- "Chav's always lose", becuase the judge thinks they're dodgy looking...