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"Opening a beer bottle without a bottle opener"

Right. I have a bottle of bud here, I am short of a bottle opener and there are no solid surfaces to open the bottle with. I do however have a lighter handy and i know it's possible. Can anybody perhaps suggest how this is done? =\

Chr1s wrote:
> This.Celluloid.Dream wrote:
> I don't get it. Wait until i'm more sober
>
> It seems to me that you've got drunk or are pretending to be and now
> you're bragging about it on an internet chat forum. *claps slowly*
> I remember that during our "argument" last night, you said
> that Friday night meant a pi** up. Is this it then? A bottle of Bud
> in front of your PC?

H'yeah. I never said i was drunk, just not completely sober. I'm just waiting for my bro to get home. Not gonna bore you with details cuz we know you don't care :D

This.Celluloid.Dream wrote:
> I don't get it. Wait until i'm more sober

It seems to me that you've got drunk or are pretending to be and now you're bragging about it on an internet chat forum. *claps slowly*
I remember that during our "argument" last night, you said that Friday night meant a pi** up. Is this it then? A bottle of Bud in front of your PC?

Cid Vilante wrote:
> This.Celluloid.Dream wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> GO TO THAILAND
>
> I don't get it. Wait until i'm more sober
>
> One bottle of Bud. Oh dear me what has become of today's youth?

Not just one. Besides, i haven't eaten all day. Alcohol is more effective when there is no food in the solar system to prevent any meteorites from invading the house of commons during last night's conference with the manager of sainsury's

This.Celluloid.Dream wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> GO TO THAILAND
>
> I don't get it. Wait until i'm more sober

One bottle of Bud. Oh dear me what has become of today's youth?

My friend opens bottles with his teeth an he still has all his. Personally I can't do it. Well it helps to have friends.

The idea fo heating the cap sounds like it could well work. If not prod the cap and drink out of a hole.

Meh, a fencepost, rock or anything you can do it on. I've seen some mofos take them off with their hands before.

Hedfix wrote:
> GO TO THAILAND

I don't get it. Wait until i'm more sober

How will that help?

Oh right.

GO TO THAILAND

C®ø§$ Bób wrote:
> Open it with your teeth my Girlfriend can do that I told her she will
> break her teeth but she says she won't and she will be ok!

Heh...my dad can do that. He used to do it all the time but stopped doing it a few years back after his friend lost his tooth doing it.