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"Opening a beer bottle without a bottle opener"

Right. I have a bottle of bud here, I am short of a bottle opener and there are no solid surfaces to open the bottle with. I do however have a lighter handy and i know it's possible. Can anybody perhaps suggest how this is done? =\

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> If you hang them up and rub them, you get a little trickle.
> But if you're just out to get off your fase, a blender works very
> well.
>
> You can make a quite literal cocktail.

Mmm... literal...

If you hang them up and rub them, you get a little trickle.
But if you're just out to get off your fase, a blender works very well.

You can make a quite literal cocktail.

Wow, how did you get the alcohol out of the bones?
Did you just wring them out?

munn wrote:
> Even when you're dead?
>
> Wow.

*sighs* yes even when you're dead.

Yup.
I got so hammered drinking dead people.

Even when you're dead?

Wow.

munn wrote:
> Cid Vilante wrote:
> Stuff
>
> You're only sober if you have 0% alcohol in your system.

.....which is actually impossible. Everyone always has some natural alcahol in their system.

Cid Vilante wrote:
> Stuff

You're only sober if you have 0% alcohol in your system.

Pandaemonium wrote:
> Teeth. Be a man.
>
> A man with chipped teeth admittedly, but the chicks love it.

they wont when you do it too much and the girls call you "gums"
;)

Teeth. Be a man.

A man with chipped teeth admittedly, but the chicks love it.