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"God hath had his revenge!"

God's a man, right? Well methinks he was angered by the before mentioned ball-busting and laughing because last night Puddin was very ill.

Lots of vomit, crapping water and stabbing pains in the stomach.

Inspite of the ball-busting I was there to clear up vomit, hold her hair back and have my hand squeezed when the pains really set in.

14 hours, one visit from paramedics, (yes it was that bad), 15 vomits, 1 pretty noisey dump and one change of bedding later she is feeling a little better. I'm knackered having spent the night sitting up making sure she wouldn't swallow her own tongue or something and I've had to phone work to say I wont be there for my first day.

I've seen people ill before throwing-up wise at my old work, but she'd had no alcohol, taken nothing and eaten the same stuff as me.

Please feel free to post you sympathies here and post fruit, (not cubist wrapped up in a basket), to the adress provided on the other side of this post.

So in conclusion.
She = ill
Me = the best that will now be loved by her mother for ever
God = funny...look out Sleepy, you laughed too!

24 hour bug. It's goooiiiingg around and it's gowna git YOU!

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> EB gets to do what just about every lad here has wanted to do for ages
> and nail Darling, and instead he spends his time being emotional and
> stuff. Bah.
>
> Seriously though, hope you're feeling better. And well done to EB,
> I'm surprised he didn't pull the Family Guy joke.
>
> "That's nothing compared to what *I* had to go through when Lois
> was pregnant"
>
> *woosh*
>
> *Peter on bed watching TV, Lois in background vomiting into toilet*
>
> *Vomiting gets louder*
>
> *Peter turns volume up*
>
> Classic.
>
> He could've locked her in the bathroom and told everyone she was
> fine.

Man, that's a classic scene. Good to see that God's looking after you all.

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> EB gets to do what just about every lad here has wanted to do for ages
> and nail Darling

Not me.

*Hides giant crucifix*

EB gets to do what just about every lad here has wanted to do for ages and nail Darling, and instead he spends his time being emotional and stuff. Bah.

Seriously though, hope you're feeling better. And well done to EB, I'm surprised he didn't pull the Family Guy joke.

"That's nothing compared to what *I* had to go through when Lois was pregnant"

*woosh*

*Peter on bed watching TV, Lois in background vomiting into toilet*

*Vomiting gets louder*

*Peter turns volume up*

Classic.

He could've locked her in the bathroom and told everyone she was fine.

phi11ip wrote:
> Puddin' wrote:
> And he bought me some flowers..bless him :o)
>
> EB loses all respect.
>
> He goes on about how he's loving this revenge and stuff and goes and
> does that.
>
> The phrase, "Under the thumb," comes to mind...

True but +100 points if the bug is caused by/made worse by flowers.

Now I'm going for a bath because I've not washed since yesterday morning and I smell a little off

There's a nice thought for you all.

phi11ip wrote:
> He goes on about how he's loving this revenge and stuff and goes and
> does that.

I said God was having his revenge. I felt very sorry for her because I had something similar not too long ago.

You just say that, SHEEPY so as not to feel confused about being attracted to me.

At least I get more then you do at the moment ;)

In fact, I might try for some in a second...

Puddin' wrote:
> And he bought me some flowers..bless him :o)

EB loses all respect.

He goes on about how he's loving this revenge and stuff and goes and does that.

The phrase, "Under the thumb," comes to mind...

EB is such a girl.