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"God hath had his revenge!"

God's a man, right? Well methinks he was angered by the before mentioned ball-busting and laughing because last night Puddin was very ill.

Lots of vomit, crapping water and stabbing pains in the stomach.

Inspite of the ball-busting I was there to clear up vomit, hold her hair back and have my hand squeezed when the pains really set in.

14 hours, one visit from paramedics, (yes it was that bad), 15 vomits, 1 pretty noisey dump and one change of bedding later she is feeling a little better. I'm knackered having spent the night sitting up making sure she wouldn't swallow her own tongue or something and I've had to phone work to say I wont be there for my first day.

I've seen people ill before throwing-up wise at my old work, but she'd had no alcohol, taken nothing and eaten the same stuff as me.

Please feel free to post you sympathies here and post fruit, (not cubist wrapped up in a basket), to the adress provided on the other side of this post.

So in conclusion.
She = ill
Me = the best that will now be loved by her mother for ever
God = funny...look out Sleepy, you laughed too!

Don't flatter yourself, hun :D

Plus you may be a better kisser then me. Nah, that can't be right.

Edit:

You're the judge of SSC20, so I appologise.

wang-king wrote:

> Can I come too?
> *car window closes*
>
> Oh..

I've had a lousy evening but that made me laugh. Thanks :D

English_Bloke wrote:
> Too late, Sleepy. I'm going to make sure you get it even if I have to
> drive her to your house and get you two to make out.

I have a sneaky feeling that the above suggestion wouldn't be classed as an act of revenge.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Too late, Sleepy. I'm going to make sure you get it even if I have to
> drive her to your house and get you two to make out.

Can I come too?
*car window closes*

Oh..

Bit of a clumsy man running into the side of a bus.
Why wasn't he cycling?

Too late, Sleepy. I'm going to make sure you get it even if I have to drive her to your house and get you two to make out.

She's sleeping at the moment. Aww, she looks so sweet.

Oh but I felt a little queasy myself today when I saw a cylist run into the side of a van. Does that count as revenge?

Blank wrote:
> "Jack Bauer has just 24 hours to stop the bug..."

SOOOOO series 3. ;D

She has my sympathy but she had you to look after her so that was nice.

make with the nice comments - just in case!

:D

"Jack Bauer has just 24 hours to stop the bug..."