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"AHHH!"

Have you ever had the feeling that all your internal organs are trying to escape your body via your mouth an anus?

No? Well I just have.

Now, I've been hit in the balls before. Bad tackle, (no pun intended), during a footbal match. Trying to be clever on one of those balance beems. Having two evil older sisters. But, oh. My. God, how none of that compares to the pain I just went through.

Her: "It was an accident. I'm so sorry."

Me - through gritted teeth: "Really? Then why are you laughing so hard that you're crying?"

Bloody women. They're all evil. Don't take your eyes off them for a second.

Pfffft
I fell over and stayed there for several minutes.
Before uttering a single syllable to divulge my feelings on the matter:

[S][I]Ow

I'd take one in the face over the balls anyday.

I can so see someone making that sound dirty.

Ouch, but on the other hand, someone whacked a hockey ball in my cheek earlier, so STFU sissy

I may never be able to have kids now and you laugh!

You hurt me, NY. You hurt me!

*Sobs*

Not as much as she hurt me

You'll get over it.

Evil cow

haha

Hedfix wrote:
> This is why I'm going to c&p a 'standard reply' everytime this
> topic is raised.

A better idea would be to post no reply.

One person can't have an argument on their own. Unless they are schizophrenic I suppose...

Darn.

Cong_Man wrote:
> FFS. Just grow up the lot of you.

This is why I'm going to c&p a 'standard reply' everytime this topic is raised.

It's balls and I'm done with it.

*Goes off to play Mercenaries*

FFS. Just grow up the lot of you.