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"I predicted this would happen......"

Damn dirty nerds have taken over Halo 2 online. It was fun for the first week but now all the fags are rearing their ugly, pasty faces and it's beggining to loose its charm.

There's practically no point anymore playing 1 flag CTF or Assault on the pre-set games as the other team are guaranteed to be a bunch of stinky homos. Every single game I've played tonight the other team have all camped next to the flag and not moved anywhere else.

It's a geeky tactic that isn't enjoyable in the slightest bit enjoyable, I never do it when I'm defending as it's just damn boring. No-one was doing it the first week, you'd have a couple of people defending and then the rest would go out on vehicles and blow some sh-t up. Now it seems everyone and their dog is doing it along with a load of other homo tactics that are spoiling the online game.

Me : "So do you guys actually enjoy standing still for pretty much the whole game and doing very little else"

Fat American : "Not really but it works so we do it"

Me : "But I thought people played games to have a good time"

Fat American : "You're just angry because we powned you, you gay British n00b"

Me : "I couldn't actually give 2 crap about winning, I just want to play a decent game and that doesn't look likely against people like you"

Fat American "F--k you British fag, go eat some tea and biscuits"

It's gonna get worse as well, I'm sure there's gonna be even more people using crappy tactics that are gonna slowly suck the life out of Halo 2 online.

I'm just glad it's not long till Timesplitters 3 comes out.

We're against the Americans every time we go on Live. Or the French.

Well, when we're not having a tea party down the local bowls club, discussing the finer points of a scone.

Anyone up for a game with me against americans, when I get my xbox live set up?

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Fat American "F--k you British fag, go eat some tea and
> biscuits"


I get that every f**king game. They think it offends us/me, ho ho. *Sips tea*

monkey_man wrote:
> Dante: right vergil! wrote:
> May I have another cup of tea please with a biscuit on the side.
>
> I hope you said "Yeeehaaaw, les all mahhhr ur cusins n
> electionise a retard"

Haha well I took the p out of them and they called me and my bro a stupid brit, so we kept calling them stupid gun hoe yanks that take all the credit etc, it wasn't much of an insult but at least it shut them up.

They should just play games normally though.

monkey_man wrote:
> I still think you should be able to customise your character as much
> as you could in Topspin. Imagine teams of clowns versus jesters, all
> getting ripped to shreds by my dual SMGs. Those wacky Germans.

We'll see the first team of camp spartans.

Dante: right vergil! wrote:
> May I have another cup of tea please with a biscuit on the side.

I hope you said "Yeeehaaaw, les all mahhhr ur cusins n electionise a retard"

I still think you should be able to customise your character as much as you could in Topspin. Imagine teams of clowns versus jesters, all getting ripped to shreds by my dual SMGs. Those wacky Germans.

Well americans don't have a clue about how to have fun on games. As you said, they all think we are posh and eat tea and biscuits. They should live in brixton heh. Every american that I have met on a cruise around jamaica, the cayman and virgin islands etc have all done impressions of english people saying:-

May I have another cup of tea please with a biscuit on the side.

Perhaps theres something I've missed.

Damarus wrote:
> The Halo 2 online system is crap anyway. You can only have guests in
> partys you've created or been invited to as you can't go in ranked
> matches. Logging onto Xbox live seems to take an age and a half. It
> just seems a tad crap to me.

What?

It's perfection for a console online game.

Nothing wrong with it, anywhere. Except the geeks.

You can randomly join a party, join a ranked game by yourself, do ANYthing. And with that, off I goooo!