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...The kind who know binary and the kind who don't...
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Oh my God! I thought I'd heard the worst joke ever made with "Why did the Chicken cross the road?" (to get to the other side - for those who don't know) then I saw this joke...
The real question is why?
If you find jokes like this funny or even slightly funny you need to get out more...a lot more...
The real question is why?
If you find jokes like this funny or even slightly funny you need to get out more...a lot more...
Timmargh wrote:
> There are two types of people in the world: those who are willing to
> work and those who are willing to let them.
Wrong
There are three types of people in this world.
Those born to drive
Those born to be driven
Those born to be run over
> There are two types of people in the world: those who are willing to
> work and those who are willing to let them.
Wrong
There are three types of people in this world.
Those born to drive
Those born to be driven
Those born to be run over
There are approximatly 100,000,000,000 people in this world.
There are 2 types of joke in the world: the poor and the absolutely abysmal.
Nice to see all of them in this topic fit into the latter.
Nice to see all of them in this topic fit into the latter.
There are two types of people in the world: those who are willing to work and those who are willing to let them.
That's just silly, they aren't types of people, they're actual people. "Me" and "me" would surely be put into the same category, and it is for this reason that your joke simply cannot be funny, Light.
See me.
See me.
For schizophrenics;
There are 2 types of people in this world: Me, and me.
There are 2 types of people in this world: Me, and me.
There are 3 types of people in this world
1) Those with their head up their ass
2) Those with their head up somebody else's ass
3) Those who think it doesn't have to be that way
1) Those with their head up their ass
2) Those with their head up somebody else's ass
3) Those who think it doesn't have to be that way
i dont like that, seeing as i am gonna study law. grrr
OK, so far one out of two of my attempts at humour have been 'funny', so what about this one?
Some surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."
The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."
The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded."
The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless spineless, gutless, and their heads and ass are interchangeable."
Some surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."
The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."
The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded."
The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless spineless, gutless, and their heads and ass are interchangeable."
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