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Mr Phillips said a lack of self-esteem and positive role models for black boys also compounded the problem, as well as an attitude that being clever is not cool.
Oh come on, now this idiot is really digging a hole on that one.
Young teenage boys will be young teenage boys, no matter what the colour of their skin is.
Heck, when I was at school there were white kids who thought being 'clever was uncool'
Worst idea ever.
> Anyway, possible alternative Election Fever nonstories include;
I initially read that as "non-strosities". I quite like it.
news today.
JAVINES TITSS!
Oh look, but there's some on page 3 as well.
BUT THEIR NT JAVINES!
> Tsunami? Pfffft, that's soooo January and besides, we had the comedy
> benefit show so that's our concience salved.
> Peadophiles? Nah, that's 2001's potato.
> Smoking? Nope, election coming up so we won't hear about that.
I should imagine Cannabis would be the next issue on the Media agenda, the whole 'class C' thing seems to circulate our news headlines at least once a year.
"Wheelchair Woman Smokes Cannabis in public!!!!"
And there will be a public outcry against people in wheelchairs.
Even you, Timmargh.
The lessons last around 20 minutes but they aren't done during normal English lessons, they get taken out of other lessons instead which really annoys the other teachers and understandably I think. They should either be done during regular English lessons or at lunch / break.
> Heck, when I was at school there were white kids who thought being
> 'clever was uncool'
you could look at it as them being seperated from the class instead :)
>
> - Any minute now, a horde of terrorists are planning to blow up you,
> your family, and your pet cat. This is far scarier than the IRA ever
> were, because at least they had the decency to be the same colour as
> decent folk. Whereas everyone knows that brown terrorists bum you
> before killing you.
>
Ahaha. There was even news on the former police chief and the "200 terrorists on the streets RIGHT NOW". How's that for the ultimate in scare tactics?
Anyway, possible alternative Election Fever nonstories include;
- Keeping our "good old British pounds and pence": This is an oldy, but a classic for the discerning jingoist. Just try not to enrage them with mentions of our currency being less than 40 years old. Instead, try asking them if they favour a return to the barter system of commerce.
- Margaret Dixons shoulder Op: I can confidently predict that the likes of kevstar will start to blame immigrants for the cancellation of her shoulder operation.
- Piers Morgan's Memoirs: As the Tories try to make political capital over his slagging of Cherie Blair, one can look forward to Blair making a sanctimonious, unbearably faux-upset speech about how it's disgraceful that the tories will drag the families of politicians into an Election. Then they'll imply that Michael Howards wife does it for money.
- Any minute now, a horde of terrorists are planning to blow up you, your family, and your pet cat. This is far scarier than the IRA ever were, because at least they had the decency to be the same colour as decent folk. Whereas everyone knows that brown terrorists bum you before killing you.
- The Premiership triumph of Blue Chelsea over Red Man Utd/Arsenal is a DEFINITE indicator that the Tories are destined for Parliament.
Place your bets now folks...
> "nignog"
Hahaha. I called someone a "wog" on CS by accident. I'd meant to type "wop".
So using this forum's method of thinking about immigrants (they mean asylum seekers but we won't point out their stupidity), because the girls achieved more than the boys - we should send the white British boys back home.
What's that? This is their home? Well unless you can trace your lineage back to anglo-saxon heritage?...you're an immigrant too.
So send yourself back home.
We'll be left with an England comprised of 27 St George Flag wielding people not speaking a latin-derivative languaged(because those conquering invaders The Romans gave us that), eating turnips and taking it in turns to stand on the cliffs of Dover and shake their paws angrily at the "dirty Frenchies"
And if you think the media takes this seriously?
Ask why it is that the only footage/reports you'll see are groups of young males in leather jackets lurking around ports at midnight, never families or young children.
No, because it's only Albanian Mafia bumlords that come over to rape your mouths isn't it?
They're smiling and nodding, hushing your concerns whilst choke-ramming your already over-stuffed tvslack throats.
Relax, this will pass in two weeks.
You'll no longer fear the nignog crimewave, it'll be something new and exciting to get angry about/worry about.
Tsunami? Pfffft, that's soooo January and besides, we had the comedy benefit show so that's our concience salved.
Peadophiles? Nah, that's 2001's potato.
Smoking? Nope, election coming up so we won't hear about that.
You really do think this issue matters/will last/is a concern to governments?
Man, I've got some magic beans I'll sell to you. Very good price
***ps***
We won't talk about our German Royal Family. Nope, gawd bless tha Queen! Prard symbol of ingerlund that one.