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Argh, had two little mishaps today, both involving the same hand and similar accidents. First I was putting a jumper on, put my arm through the sleeve and straight into the corner of a door frame - right between the knuckles. Ouch. Worse was to come though. Putting my hat on to go to the place where the sun is supposed to be, and managed to walk into a door frame, jamming the index finger of my right hand right below the knuckle, causing it to bleed. I thought I'd broken it at first, because the pain was so excrutiating, but I could move it after a few minutes so I think it's fine.
And my first thought after the second accident? Will I ever be able to hold a woman again? Will I ever be able to point and laugh at a gypsy without giving away my manky finger? Will I have to attend the same "Gammy-hands Anon." meetings as Jeremy Beadle? No. My first thought was "Oh no, I can't play guitar anymore". But then I went and jammed for a few minutes to make sure. That's rock and roll. F**kin' A.
And my first thought after the second accident? Will I ever be able to hold a woman again? Will I ever be able to point and laugh at a gypsy without giving away my manky finger? Will I have to attend the same "Gammy-hands Anon." meetings as Jeremy Beadle? No. My first thought was "Oh no, I can't play guitar anymore". But then I went and jammed for a few minutes to make sure. That's rock and roll. F**kin' A.
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I fell down the stairs t'other day.
Well, slipped, slammed right onto my spine, and kind of bounced back up again, before sliding down the last 3 or 4 steps on my ass.
Was scared shizless for a while, as I couldn't move. But it turned out I was just majorly winded instead. I didn't even have any wounds :' (
How many times do you walk up and down stairs?
How is it possible just to do it wrong after all that practise?
Well, slipped, slammed right onto my spine, and kind of bounced back up again, before sliding down the last 3 or 4 steps on my ass.
Was scared shizless for a while, as I couldn't move. But it turned out I was just majorly winded instead. I didn't even have any wounds :' (
How many times do you walk up and down stairs?
How is it possible just to do it wrong after all that practise?
Aha
I'm going to vote you in just for that.
One day we'll all be notables and we won't know what to do.
One day we'll all be notables and we won't know what to do.
Sorry, I've got to stop this notable-only thread. It was fun while it lasted, but enough.
Guffaw.
I don't know what I meant by that.
I should have just said a few hours later I was playing football.
I should have just said a few hours later I was playing football.
SHEEPY wrote:
> Half hour later I was playing football (slight exaggeration).
What, were you chasing the ball like a dog more than playing? Chortle.
> Half hour later I was playing football (slight exaggeration).
What, were you chasing the ball like a dog more than playing? Chortle.
It is always seems worse at first.
I hit my foot off my bed post, for the first few seconds I thought I was going to pass out with pain.
Half hour later I was playing football (slight exaggeration).
I hit my foot off my bed post, for the first few seconds I thought I was going to pass out with pain.
Half hour later I was playing football (slight exaggeration).
Argh, had two little mishaps today, both involving the same hand and similar accidents. First I was putting a jumper on, put my arm through the sleeve and straight into the corner of a door frame - right between the knuckles. Ouch. Worse was to come though. Putting my hat on to go to the place where the sun is supposed to be, and managed to walk into a door frame, jamming the index finger of my right hand right below the knuckle, causing it to bleed. I thought I'd broken it at first, because the pain was so excrutiating, but I could move it after a few minutes so I think it's fine.
And my first thought after the second accident? Will I ever be able to hold a woman again? Will I ever be able to point and laugh at a gypsy without giving away my manky finger? Will I have to attend the same "Gammy-hands Anon." meetings as Jeremy Beadle? No. My first thought was "Oh no, I can't play guitar anymore". But then I went and jammed for a few minutes to make sure. That's rock and roll. F**kin' A.
And my first thought after the second accident? Will I ever be able to hold a woman again? Will I ever be able to point and laugh at a gypsy without giving away my manky finger? Will I have to attend the same "Gammy-hands Anon." meetings as Jeremy Beadle? No. My first thought was "Oh no, I can't play guitar anymore". But then I went and jammed for a few minutes to make sure. That's rock and roll. F**kin' A.
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