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"Don't go, precious fingers!"

Argh, had two little mishaps today, both involving the same hand and similar accidents. First I was putting a jumper on, put my arm through the sleeve and straight into the corner of a door frame - right between the knuckles. Ouch. Worse was to come though. Putting my hat on to go to the place where the sun is supposed to be, and managed to walk into a door frame, jamming the index finger of my right hand right below the knuckle, causing it to bleed. I thought I'd broken it at first, because the pain was so excrutiating, but I could move it after a few minutes so I think it's fine.

And my first thought after the second accident? Will I ever be able to hold a woman again? Will I ever be able to point and laugh at a gypsy without giving away my manky finger? Will I have to attend the same "Gammy-hands Anon." meetings as Jeremy Beadle? No. My first thought was "Oh no, I can't play guitar anymore". But then I went and jammed for a few minutes to make sure. That's rock and roll. F**kin' A.

Ms NY wrote:
> Ouch. Sounds nasty and much alike my fall ages ago. I bet that won't
> do your back any good.

My back was fine, though - that's the weird thing.
My biggest injuries were a graze alone my forearm and another littler one on the outside of my foot. Not even a bruise to show for my retarded ordeal.

Ended up with a couple bruised ribs. Confused
> my windedness with a panic attack/dying.

Same here. It was really quite scary, seeing as I could hardly breathe and couldn't stand up properly for a few minutes.

> I 'screamed' MUUUM! the way the blonde did in Scream at the
> beginning. Oh, memories.

My amazing manliness showed itself there, I went for a classic "Oh s**t" just before impact.
Luckily, though, mummy dearest heard the giant thud and came running, then proceeding to fuss greatly over her ickle solier's battle wounds.

monkey_man wrote:
> about his fingers.

From all this my conclusion is that you need someone else to dress you.

oh and i sent the cd today sorry i forgot.

I got my hands trapped between the stansions(sp) on a fork lift truck.

I was holding on for dear life as I returned to earth sheepishly gripping a part of the main fork mechanism. As the three sections of the fork lift lowered into place, it went thus :

*clunk*
*clunk*
*cl ... AAAAARGH TAKE IT BACK UP!!!*
"W'uh?"
"TAKE THE F***ER UP!!!!!"
"Say again"
"*****************************"
"Ah"
*forks go back up*

8 black fingers, luckily unbroken and not floppy pieces of meat

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> I fell down the stairs t'other day.
> Well, slipped, slammed right onto my spine, and kind of bounced back
> up again, before sliding down the last 3 or 4 steps on my ass.

Ouch. Sounds nasty and much alike my fall ages ago. I bet that won't do your back any good. Ended up with a couple bruised ribs. Confused my windedness with a panic attack/dying.

I 'screamed' MUUUM! the way the blonde did in Scream at the beginning. Oh, memories.

Roll on the next erection.

Ohoho.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> One day we'll all be notables and we won't know what to do.

Probably just have to sit around fellating each other all day.

Spiking, yeah, it's horrible.

Did it bounce and jab your fingers directly on the end?
That's happened a few times to me, hurts like hell.

I getthe feeling that I've broken might left ring finger a few times. I just splint it to my middle finger and keep going, although once it turned green. It's fine now though. The dangers of basketball.

Oop, double post.
These reckless regulars, eh?

For shame.