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"IF mothers day"

If mothers days falls on a birthday, do i be mean and only get them one pressie or get them 2?

"While you're reading this, you'll probably shiver,
'Cause I threw your kittens into a river"


"As you were watching that Friends episode,
I was watching your Auntie explode"


"Can you believe all the rain we've been getting?
Oh, and I caught your six year old daughter petting"

I got to get both my grandmas a card.

Blank wrote:
> And finally, for a close friend:
> "As we're friends, I can be brash,
> Your daughter's been in an aeroplane crash"

hahahaha

Goatboy wrote:
> "Never liked you anyway and you're ass is fat" for
> breakups
> "You'll die soon & I'll get your money & house" for
> parents you despise


You've got to at least make them rhyme.


For a girlfriend on holiday:
"I hope you enjoyed your time in Japan,
While you were away, I slept with a man"

For a neighbour on holiday:
"While you were away on the beach getting fried,
Your Dad slipped into a coma and died"

Or

"I hope you don't mind if I get to the point,
I thought it'd be nice to give Tiddles a joint"


And finally, for a close friend:
"As we're friends, I can be brash,
Your daughter's been in an aeroplane crash"

i think you should get her three to make up for being such a dork.

Man...here was me thinking I was the only one who's mother opened her annual card in trepedation that it was going to explode...

one BIG one

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Agreed. I'm pretty sure all mothers are like that. Freud was wrong, I
> want to kill both of them. Maybe I should use my uber-leet poem
> skills for the good of the world and make some hatred cards.
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Do it, it beats kittens and flowers and stuff.
Write anti-sentiment cards, sell them via internet.

"Never liked you anyway and you're ass is fat" for breakups
"You'll die soon & I'll get your money & house" for parents you despise

etc

Wow, everyone hates their parents?
I'm a lucky little bas then.

Goatboy wrote:
"They should make those, I'd buy one"

Agreed. I'm pretty sure all mothers are like that. Freud was wrong, I want to kill both of them. Maybe I should use my uber-leet poem skills for the good of the world and make some hatred cards.