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"IF mothers day"

If mothers days falls on a birthday, do i be mean and only get them one pressie or get them 2?

Honestly, you try and give a thread some respect and it throws it back in your face.

I am not attracted to Jodie Marsh

no..my brother and sister are twins..just a coincidence-if thats how you spell it

Puddin' wrote:
> Get 2..
>
> My brother and sister and my dad's birthday are all on the same
> day..there was a reason I mentioned it..but i forget now.

Could that reason be because your brother's also your father and likes to go by the name Jodie?

Get 2..

My brother and sister and my dad's birthday are all on the same day..there was a reason I mentioned it..but i forget now.

Only the Power ranger toy sticking into my back.

Depends.

Are you currently impaled on anything?

A peanut on the traintracks.
Its heart was all a flutter.
The 2:19 came racing by.
Toot toot! Peanut butter.

Have I completely missed the point?

For a funeral:

"As you see my closed coffin lowered into the ground,
know the 'takers are selling me off pound for pound"

Before a blind date:

"You'll recognise me by my orange tie pin,
And of course I'll be wearing your grandfather's skin"