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Hi everyone,
I wanna get a job in the retail industry, like working at a till or something right?!
The problem is that I got really bad grades in High school (due to medical problems) and I don`t know whether I should lie about these grades just to get the job.
I applied for 1 job which I didn`t even get reply from.
Tell me someway that I can get an job. I absolutely hate spermarkets so don`t suggest that please.
Any ideas?? Post them please



Am I weird wanting to work in a funeral place?

I left school with no Gcses and found getting a job no problem..

If i can do it im sure you wont have a problem:)

I`m not a chav, I don`t look like a chav and will not dress as a chav. I don`t wear rings or chains I feel they won`t suit me.

Wear a gold chain around your neck to show that your rich. Then put some rings on your fingers, this shows that your "hard" and then you could beat people up who try and steal.

As long as you don't look like a chav, yes.

Well maybe next time I`ll wear something else....jeans or sports wear ok?

But still, anyone wearing a Slipknot hoody is just asking to be laughed at, thrown out of the shop and then spat upon by passer-bys.

Jon $m!th wrote:
> You seriously turned up to a formal interview in a Slipknot hoody? And
> you wonder why you didn't get the job....tch tch you've disappointed
> me :(

you misunderstood, I went into a shop and asked for an application for while wearing a Slipknot hoody!!!

Ms NY wrote:
> Peter .K wrote:
> Am I weird wanting to work in a funeral place?
>
> No way. I used to wanna be a Funeral Director, or even just the
> person who cuts the bodies up. Or even just the person who walks in
> front of the hearse with a huge [and very sexy] top hat.. and
> everytime I think of that top hat, I wanna do it again.. Meh.
> Anyhoo. No, it's not weird.

I agree...it's a useful profession - otherwise there would be corpses lying everywhere. It also 'branches' into forensic medicine which is a VERY good job.

> Oh.. and never lie. No matter what you say, it will backfire one day.
> Some places, you can manage to work your way to the top.

Damn right! If you lie they might check your credentials or something that would expose you and you'll be out on your ass faster than you can say..."I quit anyway"

Yes, let's connect death and funerals with sexuality.

we know your secret, necro child.

Peter .K wrote:
> Am I weird wanting to work in a funeral place?

No way. I used to wanna be a Funeral Director, or even just the person who cuts the bodies up. Or even just the person who walks in front of the hearse with a huge [and very sexy] top hat.. and everytime I think of that top hat, I wanna do it again.. Meh.
Anyhoo. No, it's not weird.

Oh.. and never lie. No matter what you say, it will backfire one day. Some places, you can manage to work your way to the top.