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Hi everyone,
I wanna get a job in the retail industry, like working at a till or something right?!
The problem is that I got really bad grades in High school (due to medical problems) and I don`t know whether I should lie about these grades just to get the job.
I applied for 1 job which I didn`t even get reply from.
Tell me someway that I can get an job. I absolutely hate spermarkets so don`t suggest that please.
Any ideas?? Post them please



Am I weird wanting to work in a funeral place?

If you want to sit down all day then you would get better paid in a call centre. Call centre work is pants as well though.

In supermarkets, till jobs are usually the best paid and you get to sit down all day. Less chance for slacking off, though. That's not too fun.

Positions for till jobs are highly competitive for such a rubbish task. The pay is terrible, your break involves walking around town for half a n hour while you get a snack, before heading back to return to your duties.
Night shifts are worth it however.

cookie monster wrote:
> You dont need good grades to work behind a till,

Nope, you just need to be available and willing to work for very little, be abused by Joe Public and have no self-respect.

Are you a hairy Mary?

You dont need good grades to work behind a till, you need to be a GOOD TEAM WORKER though.

Forgive me for being slow but ?

I've heard of Sperm Banks, but Sperm Markets???

HA ha ha ha ha *falls off bed laughing*

Must have done it to myself then as i am the boss:)

A bloke who gives head for work won't have quite the same job prospects though.