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"Got an interview today"

Bit of a step-back in the so called ranks, but what the hey. It's only going to be a fill-in job, (I hope).

I'm applying for the position of a security gaurd at a local superstore. I've been practicing my fat man waddle-run and shouting "pesky kids!" At the top of my voice, so it should be a shoe in.

I just sort of wish that I hadn't dyed my hair yesterday...It. Is. Not. Ginger. Ok?!

I think your POLICE EXPERIENCE will give you THE EDGE™.

"come back with those custard creams!" etc

I'm back. It went well, but to be honest I think most people could get the job. It seems that my role will be mainly that of CCTV opperation.

There's a ginger security guard at my local Sainsbury's, I wouldn't worry.

"Yes I did" he said in a womanly voice, just like English Bloke or English Block as he likes to be known these days.

Im sorry did you really just say you got pee coloured hair?

Timmargh wrote:
> Must. Not. Laugh.

It looks a little like the colour of your name. Well, I had to become pee-coloured one way or another. I'll never be voted it and the other way certainly wasn't pretty.

One I dyed my hair green. Well I say dyed....

Must. Not. Laugh.

Oh, and good luck with the interview.

Where you talked into it?

She dyed her hair didnt she!

Hope matching jackets dont come next:)