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Bit of a step-back in the so called ranks, but what the hey. It's only going to be a fill-in job, (I hope).
I'm applying for the position of a security gaurd at a local superstore. I've been practicing my fat man waddle-run and shouting "pesky kids!" At the top of my voice, so it should be a shoe in.
I just sort of wish that I hadn't dyed my hair yesterday...It. Is. Not. Ginger. Ok?!
I'm applying for the position of a security gaurd at a local superstore. I've been practicing my fat man waddle-run and shouting "pesky kids!" At the top of my voice, so it should be a shoe in.
I just sort of wish that I hadn't dyed my hair yesterday...It. Is. Not. Ginger. Ok?!
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You laughed. Admit it.
English_Bloke wrote:
> That reminds me of the time I got measured for my interview suit. The guy said, "I'm
> going to have to cut the bottom of the legs off. Perhaps I'll stick it in our fabric library."
> That'll be a turn up for the books, I pondered.
Oh. My. God. And you say my jokes are bad?
> That reminds me of the time I got measured for my interview suit. The guy said, "I'm
> going to have to cut the bottom of the legs off. Perhaps I'll stick it in our fabric library."
> That'll be a turn up for the books, I pondered.
Oh. My. God. And you say my jokes are bad?
FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> The once-policeman, once-upholder-of-thine-law, EB, now spends his
> working day perving on MILFs via the voyeristic wonder that is CCTV.
"short skirt windy day"
off malcolm in the middle
> The once-policeman, once-upholder-of-thine-law, EB, now spends his
> working day perving on MILFs via the voyeristic wonder that is CCTV.
"short skirt windy day"
off malcolm in the middle
Oh yeah. Got offered the job too.
cweek2000 wrote:
> Turn up
That reminds me of the time I got measured for my interview suit. The guy said, "I'm going to have to cut the bottom of the legs off. Perhaps I'll stick it in our fabric library."
That'll be a turn up for the books, I pondered.
> Turn up
That reminds me of the time I got measured for my interview suit. The guy said, "I'm going to have to cut the bottom of the legs off. Perhaps I'll stick it in our fabric library."
That'll be a turn up for the books, I pondered.
The once-policeman, once-upholder-of-thine-law, EB, now spends his working day perving on MILFs via the voyeristic wonder that is CCTV.
Classic.
Turn up wearing a clown outfit. Classic.
Domestic abuse won't get you the job.
Yeah and a little rub of the old lass' knee nearly pushed her over the edge
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