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"OW OW OW OW"

My chair is a crap chair.

The seat bit is loose from the frame.

Meaning everytime I sit on it, I have to move it so it's not sliding all over the place.

Except, this time, I managed to sit on my hand.

So it was crushed by my mass AND a great slab o wood.

OW OW OW OW OW OW

Serves you right for daylight robbery.

Stick your hand in the freezer then if you don't want to put it outside.

I just ran them under the cold cold cold ICE tap.

Nice.

THEN THEY PULSE AGAIN!

omg ow

Put them outside in the cold so they become numb, then you won't feel the pain.

OW

My fingers are PULSING.

PULSING FFS

obv mos def CBA OWOWOWOWOWOW

I got my chair out of a skip at Stormont.

Er, that's actually true.

My chair is big and leather.

Decrease your mass, this should help in future or at least cause less pain.

My chair is new and is leather.

Be jealous.

My chair is a crap chair.

The seat bit is loose from the frame.

Meaning everytime I sit on it, I have to move it so it's not sliding all over the place.

Except, this time, I managed to sit on my hand.

So it was crushed by my mass AND a great slab o wood.

OW OW OW OW OW OW