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say something jolly or festive. perhaps a thread where no-one leaves is in order ;)
More festivities:
Santa Hates Your Kid
8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"
7. Kid asks for new bike, gets deck of cards
6. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling.
5. By the time he gets to your house, all he has left is foam packing.
4. Christmas day, your kid wakes up with a Reindeer head in his bed.
3. Instead of "Naughty" or "Nice", Santa has him on the stupid list
2. Labels on all your kid's toys read "Straight from Craptown."
1. Four words: "Off my lap, Tubby!"
Just got it in an email :P
Theres several houses with Christmas lights up at the moment. Looks quite nice, so does our high street. But I guess I'm saving my christmas spirit until December.
One unhappy christmas,
I looked under the tree,
There was a puppy,
Waiting for me.
I ran to my puppy,
Fell on top of the tree,
It crushed my puppy,
Now he's history!!
Festive enough? :P
I'll think of a better one later...
No advent calendar for me :(
me and my sister both get one, despite being FAR too old for them, gotta love parents with skewed views of the world :D
10 points for the effort there i think!
say something jolly or festive. perhaps a thread where no-one leaves is in order ;)