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"Don't drink, kids..."

I was found alone outside an Argos, far from the nightclub I'd just been booted out of, talking to myself by a couple of policemen last night.

And I didn't even remember it, I had to be told by the staff of the hospital I woke up in this morning about my events.

I lost my friends, my self-respect, and my left nipple to a huge bouncer.

'i'm cool because I drink and i got thrown out of a club, worship me!!111111111111'

You're cool.

Sad.

"I got chucked out of a club and I was like...SO WASTED MAN, don't drink kids, I rule the school because I drink so MUCH, I ended up in hospital"

Idiot.

Showing off about getting drunk/Posting about it in a forum doesn't give you any credibility or notice because you have a minute ounce of a 'social life'.

No one cares.

Excellent, youre cool.

:D

Yeah, and it still hurts.

When I then tried barging past him he grabbed me by the wrist I had operated on a couple of months ago and I swung for him.

Next memory - pacing back and forth outside Argos.

The Hibernator wrote:
> talking to myself by a couple of policemen last
> night.

Are you still drunk?

Oh and did the bouncer give you a nipple cripple?

Ironic, I could've sworn I thought the same thing about the original post.....

AZUL! AZUL! WE'VE GOT AZUL HERE!

See, nobody cares.

Ahahahaha

You loser