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"Don't drink, kids..."

I was found alone outside an Argos, far from the nightclub I'd just been booted out of, talking to myself by a couple of policemen last night.

And I didn't even remember it, I had to be told by the staff of the hospital I woke up in this morning about my events.

I lost my friends, my self-respect, and my left nipple to a huge bouncer.

Hahaha, you woke up in a hospital.

That's pretty crap.

"Humiliation."

Worst I've ever done is, um, I puked up birght green puke once... I think it may have been one of the dodgy shots I had. Vanilla Schnapps and Midori, urrrrrgh. It still makes me wanna puke just by thinking about it!

He's not showing off, he's simply telling us about the dangers of drinking. And he's using the story of his missfortune to make sure it doesn't happen to us.

Surely the original title should have been "Don't act like an @rse, kids"?

Well he shouldn't of posted about it full stop.

I agree !
i would never admit to any of that..:)

I think you're being a tad harsh on him. At least he's admitting he acted like a tart.

"Look at me I have no penis and have to eat through a straw."

That's strange, my post is almost identical to Niddle's although I never read any replies..

"Look at me, I'm so cool, I can drink heavily and get thrown out of nightclubs by bouncers and then come back and post it all in a forum, people will worship me."

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Oh dear god Niddle that is like so stupid, you're just trying to act cool because your around us forumers.